updates

so far there are no updates in life except for two things:

• me together with my teammates are going to be on the morning shift this coming October 7,2008.hehe

• i will use my first leave on October 10!yey!hehehe! Pahinga muna di ba?haha!

Anyhow, I'm deciding if I should use that day going to manila to see my friends...wooow! dami nila haha! inuman galore ito and i admit I do miss alcohol since I rarely drink since 2008 came. I just happened to realize that I should stop being an alcoholic b*tch!haha! Oh yeah right, if some of you are asking if I do have plans to stop smoking, I only have one answer to that one; it is either SOONER or LATER but not NOW!hahaha!;p

Admittedly, there are a lot of times that I get complacent with the things I do (specifically with work) but then looking at the people around me who never gave up to strive for the team, I don't think I have the reason to give up to the things I want to do in my life while I am here...working... As kuya edwin (one of my mentors aside from Tam-my T.L) have said "you should have a goal here so that it wont stop you from striving and driving for what you want. just keep it simple.Know what you want." Makes sense.

LOVELIFE??--uso pa ba yun??leche!

hmmmm... I need to take a rest from someone who does not even bother to care. So far, I don't need those damn excuses for that person not to communicate. Yeah right, somehow I do give reconsiderations to those excuse and I just want to know what in the hell happened to him- I'm worried. I'm hurt in a way though I am not showing it. Honestly, silence breaks my heart and I am still hoping that something good is going to happen though on the other hand, I should listen to the people not to mind that person anymore because its hopeless or he's also fucked up. I'm tired and I don't anymore believe in love for some unfortunate reasons- it simply does not apply to me--at all! haha! *tragic!*

Divertional theraphy??

I don't need another person (a man) to replace one. As I have said I am tired. Hmmmmm...So far, I'm focused in my family, work, making money (LOL) and friends. T.I.M.E is all I need and sometimes a little bit of laughter and an alcohol will do. LOL!!!


More blogs to come,...na walang kwenta!haha!

moral lesson ala sun visor sh*t!

last year 2007:

I had the best and worst things in life but more on worst but its a good thing I learned from it. Here are some of the things I recall na parang premonition ata ito....

At Greenbelt 3 during gimik or not exactly gimik but coffee time with some of the extreme amigas then we saw group of guys na parang pupunta ata sa basketball game---kalagitnaan ng gabi!

I am a self-confessed discreet laitera around. hehe! Apparently, those guys caught my attention. they really caught my attention while I was sipping my coffee around eh nabulunan lang naman ako. haha!

To be honest, I don't mean to offend some people who were in an extreme hip-hop outfit but I hate it. It irritates me but at the same time they do laugh my ass off coz they really look funny to me.haha! I don't get the logic na magsusuot sila ng ganon sa kalagitnaan ng gabi and yung isa may SUN VISOR pa! take note SUN VISOR sa gabi! hanep di ba?

Right now, I would like to extend my sincerest apologies to those guys I laugh at during that time (hey I'm serious!). Sorry natawa at natuwa lang ako sa inyo but I admit it was out of respect that is why I'm sorry.

Anong magagawa ko kung yun yung trip at style nila? This is a democratic country, if they want to run naked on the streets basta hindi makakagambala o makakayanig sa mundo ng publiko, ok lang yan GO! Anyhow, minsan natatawa pa rin ako but this time with pure tuwa na lang and basta...hahaha! pero about the guy who wore a sun visor? hmmmm... Amigo, walang silbi ang sun visor sa ulo mo sa gabi dahil walang araw!hehehe! Mag cap ka na lang. haha!;p

Getting back, here is the famous script (not exactly verbatim nung time na yun since its so tagal na kaya! yak arte!):

Cla: (while having an intent look to those guys na she really admits na they are gwapo...its just that she hates jerseys!)
"Wow!hahahahah!hanep! may basketball game ba sa gitna ng greenbelt, bakla?hahahaha!

Amiga 1: (sabay tingin)
"hahahaha! nagsimula ka na naman! oo nga noh!" (sabay tahimik)

Cla: (nang may makita na lulu na naka SUN visor)
"P$%$^%^%^#$! hahahahaha! SUN VISOR sa gabi??? hanep!hahahahahhahaha!
(hanggang halos mautot sa katatawa!)

Amiga 2: Gagu! Sama mo talaga mang-okray... pano pag ganyan nagustuhan mo??

Cla: Kingina! Magbibigti na lang ako! chet!hahahahha! seryoso!

Amiga 1: hay nako nagsalita ka na naman tapos...sa bagay you tend to do that but then you tend to swallow what you say...hahaha!

Cla: hindi kaya! tingnan natin!hahah!

after a year---2008:

kinain ko sinabi ko.... see!

I can't think of a way or a reason for me to commit a suicide NOW, right? It's because "perhaps" there is no reason... at all!

ha ha ha ha!

moral lesson:

huwag basta basta magsalita ng tapos.

p.s: don't wear sun visors during the night time...please!

ok lang pala magsuot ng mga chorvang jerseys na yan basta hindi ka panget at carry lang.=)

FIN!

separation anxiety...*sigh!*

Due to change of scheds may kailangang semi-magpaalam sa team tam na medyo sad but its understandable naman due to health reasons... pero yung isa umalis na talaga and di man lang ako nakapagpaalam ng maayos...*SIGH!*

drama emo mode naman ang lola churvaness...somehow nakikita ko pa naman karamihan dito..hehe! may umalis at may darating din parang bagyo lang!hehe!pero minsan iba pa rin or siguro nakakapanibago lang but what can I do its part of life...its the call center life ika nga di ba?

hayyy ayun may aalis na naman sa team namin..kalungkot pero ok lang i know na may nag-aantay na better opportunities for them syempre sa teletech din!hehe..pero nakakamiss talaga...:(

Gel (Eckow), Mami Jen and Dino (Miguelito Jose)

GEL (ECKOW)---Naku super mamimiss kita... wala na kong kasamang sumasight ng mga lulukis sa bagong wave o batch then bibinyagan natin ng super bantot na espanyol na name... La na ko kasama na mag-play the codes for the lulus out there... Mababawasan na naman yung taong pagchichikahan ko ng mga eclavu ko sa life! hay talaga! Sana sinabihan mo man lang akez..huhuhu... I'm really gonna miss you Gel... Mababawasan na naman ng mga magagandang dilag sa team razr ni boss tam... La na rin akong kasama sa payabangan echos ni Madam Eckow at Senyorita Segunda kasama sina Carlotta, Ursula at Salome... Hay talaga I'm really gonna miss you to the highest level! SUPER! with matching flying capa! Basta Gel, andito lang kapwa mo gel din! I'm happy for you super kasi you super deserve in your work and I know na you will succeed on it! Huwag mo ko kakalimutan, MAdam at ikaw ang aking fabulosang organizer ko sa aking KASAL!!!--na tatalbog sa kasal ni Princess Diana! labshu!


MAMI JEN- the most bentang laugh ever aside sa ken... mamimiss ko kayong dalawa..wala ng magdadala ng yummy ulam for the team especially pag lunch..hehehe!the ever hot mama na kamukha ni angelica panganiban.,hehehe!la na counterpart ni dara sa katarayan churvaness ever!hahaha!i'm going to miss you...

my ever loving mami rhonz... aka dara! i'll miss you..:( magaabot pa naman tayo ng shift di ba?hehe!

MAMI RHONZ AKA DARA!!!mamimiss kita la na magbebenta sa ken ng tocino't liempo na only in teletech na compulsory buying talaga..hehehe!I'm gonna miss the line--"nak, ang poise! ipantay ang katawan dali!hehehe!" la na ko kaagaw for picture taking sa cam ni donna't tinee!hehehe! Congrats! Magiging GRE Coach ka na! yihee!!!:)

dino aka miguelito jose! pilit ngumite pero masaya yan sa lablyf niya!hahaha! salamat sa meaningful joke about bagoong and kare kare with matching MANI!hahaha!

DINO AKA MIGUELITO JOSE ONG PIN- HAHA! My ever first/pioneer crush sa teletech! "DI NIYA ALAM NAGING KAMI THEN NAG-BREAK KAMI, HINDI NIYA RIN ALAM! KAILAN LANG NIYA NALAMAN!BWAHAHAHAHAHA!Ayun...wala na kong maasar at binubully while taking calls...la na yung isa sa mga pinakawafu sa team!hehehe! i'm going to miss you and thanks for helping me switch my mood during the time i was in a topak mode and thanks for that MEANINGFUL bagoong and kare kare joke with MATCHING CRISPY MANI AND unwashed BAGOONG!hahaha! you really made me laugh that hard! benta tsong!wala na rin mang-aasar sa ken at mambabara ng pasimple!hahaha! you deserve sa position mo ngayon coz i know you worked hard for it! enjoy life!labs ka ni amigang teta!yihee!hehehe! So sorry girls, he is taken but NOT BY ME!!!hahahahah!


Mami Jolllia and Dara (Mami Rhonz)... Hindi sila handa sa picture!hehehe!;p

MAMI LAI AKA JOLLLIIIAAA!- mami julia am gonna miss you din just like the rest..hehehe! basta you all of you must always take care of your health owkie?? wala na kong maririnig na nanggagaya kay anabelle rama at dun sa jading na bisayang agent saying "ganyan ba tono ng nagtatanooonnnggg??" hehehe...:) sorry kung di na ko masyadong nagkukwento about sa lovelife..hehe!grabe its super queuing sa gabi..i hope magkakasama pa rin tayo one time!!!


The whole Team Razr with the King...Boss Tam!;p

love you all and im going to miss all of the people who already went out of the team...
Team Razr Forever! yeah!!!hehehe!;p


teka magkikita pa rin tayo sa office di ba?hehehe!

when beauty hits the creature (beast)

here I am feeling chicken little! dancing dancing kuno! i am here...AGAIN and just having my flying kiss to my Kangaroo Prince...wahahaha!MWAH!

duh?? who says I'm gone na here in the blog eh I posted something palang one day ago noh??!hahaha! Anyhow, month of August was indeed a windang month for me. Bagsak reliability ko sa work due to absenses. Duh??? I got sick kaya. And I thought I was gonna die na talaga to the highest level. hahahaha! But sorry to all those bitches who wish me dead. Hinding-hindi ako mamatay na ganun lang noh! Besides, I'm not a masamang damo... I am a naughty grass BABEE!!!wahahahah! SAme shit lang!haha! Anyhow, may kilig moments din ako akala niyo ba?haha! hmmm... syempre ang rason dun eh ang walang kamatayan na Mr. K.M ng buhay ko... duhhhh??? He's always included in my blog noh?? Hay nako STOP ME...KINIKILIG NA NAMAN AKO- sa aking kangaroo prince!And I know I'm so arte. haha! Good news?? Hmmmm...eto regular na kami ni Kate and iba kong teammates but THERE ARE SOME CHANGES!!!

YES IT'S CHANGES! Changes sa schedules and sa teammates. Hay that is so kawindang sa month of August. Anyway, next time ko na lang ibablog yung about sa changes na yun. hehehe... there is something I want to share that is playing on my mind...

******

I call it when Beauty hits the Creature (oh Should I say the beast??)

The BEAUTY

HITS

THE
....

OH WAIT!

Who is Creature??

Enlarge at your own risk!

Hmmmmmm... SAbihin na natin na HE ALSO CAME FROM THE PLANETANG YEKOK and HE IS A RELATIVE OF KOKEY!!!IF YOU WANT WE CAN NAME HIM "KOROKOY"!hahahaha! Sorry matagal na tong churva na to pero ngayon ko lang ilalabas! Hay nako HE IS SO LUCKY KAYA THAT I MAKE PATOL PA OF HIM BEFORE...DUHHH??? HE SHOULD BE THANKFUL, RIGHT AND NOT MAKE NASTY SIRA BEHIND MY BACK! SO IF EVER I SAW HIM...NAKO I MIGHT GIVE HIM THE BEST AND THE CRISPY TADJAK AND SUNTOK HE EVER DESERVE! HAAAYYY..DAHIL I DID NOT DO ANYTHING WRONG KAYA... INSECURE KASI!LOL!;p good thing Beauty was already awoke na from her nightmare..yeah I was lovefooled!

thank God hindi pa kita pinamukha dito...pero...kasi???? hmmmmm... NAKO STOP ME!!!!!!!
Nako mga Amigo Amiga, If YOU ONLY WANT, YOU MAY ENLARGE IT AT YOUR VERY OWN RISK AND KIDS PLEASE DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!

DUHHH??? WHY ARE YOU MAKING NASTY SIRA BEHIND MY BACK??YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME AND GOD KNOWS HOW??ULUL!HAHAHA!DUH??GO BACK TO PLANETANG YEKOK KAYA. THE PLANET EARTH DOES NOT NEED YOU HERE. MARRY KAKAI OR GORGONIA MAGALPOK-YOU MULTIPLY YOUR LAHI KAYA THERE ON THE PLANETANG YEKOK?!LOL!!!!AYAN GOD IS GOOD BUTI GANITO NANYARI. HEHEHE! DUHH??? GUYS! IT'S NOT ANYMORE MY FAULT IF THE GOSPEL TRUTH SAYS THAT HE IS HORRIBLE INSIDE AND OUT MORE THAN I DO. EVEN GAYS DON'T DO MAKE A SIRA TO A PERSON NOH?? O BAKA NAMAN GANITO...

It's seems like you're converted sweetheart! (duhhh did I just call you on that name?eew!) oops when?hehe!

it's like a shrimp, just remove the head! wag ka mangarap!lol!geeezzz I'm so mean!

WE ARE THE PERFECT MATCH???HMMMMM... OH?! ONLY IN A BEAUTY AND THE BEAST MATTER OF PERSPECTIVE!LOL! SORRY I DESERVE A PRINCE OR A KING AND NOT A MONSTER.LOL!ahhhhyyyyy YOU DESERVE TO BE IN PLANETANG YEKOK TALAGA!hahahaha! GO BACK NA TO YOUR SPACESHIP DAHIL GAWA NA SIYA!

***hayy...ang bad ko!!! minsan lang to!hahaha! at least nilabas ko na... this was like a "sweet message" was made like around 4 or 5 months ago...:)



P.S: Rumors about me nowadays are true. I got a kangaroo Prince!hehe!LOL!;p

The New Shift

I don't know what happened to Spongebob why he smoked weed so bother not to ask!haha!I almost look like spongebob who happens to be stoned in MJ pag puyat! Imagine, I look like a stoned person when I got no sleep!hahaha!

Yes you heard it right guys. I am in the night shift now. So what's new to all of the people who has the same work as I am? Hay nakakapanibago lang siguro kasi its been how many months like around 4 months na morning shift ako. At first, ayoko dahil I'm so super sanay sa puyat but now? Hell!It is really pain in the ass! I had few adjustments within the past couple of days and ngayon? I'm just sharing na it is so nakakapanibago! haha! arte! Anyhow, I know God has a reason why all of us in the team had to be on that said shift 12 am to 9 am and madalas? may over time! yeah boy gimme some money here!hahahaha!;p Ok naman eh masakit lang talaga sa katawan and admittedly, I freakinn need a lot of stress tabs, vitamin c, vitamin d and e as well. OO na! lahat na ng bitamina! shet!hahaha! anyhow pros and cons ng night shift:

CONS
-Let's take a bath guys....SA CALLS! hahaha!
-puyat
-prone sa sakit
-spooky stuff happens during the night shift!
-no huddle...at all!
-no petiks mode!
-no chika mode na...at all!
-delikado sa gabi...madaming masamang elemento
-EWAN! MAGBIGAY PA KAYO NG CONS!
-mainitin ang ulo pagdating ng araw...puyat kasi..irate!haha!
-baliktad ang tulog! ang eyebags!!!oh my God! spongebob+ dracula= not-so-good equation!hahaha!

PROS
-night differential pay!yey! -mabilis ang oras! -for me?hmmmm...malabong malate dahil delikado ang panahon so I need to be early.haha! -most of the time? may over time!haha! -makakapagprepare ka ng maayos kasi nga you have all the time sa gabi! -WALA NA AKO MAISIP...BANGAG NA AKO...SA PUYAT!HAHA!

*basta yun lang muna so far!hahahaha!

MASAMANG tanders at lightning

Hindi lahat ng tandercats nakakatuwa, may iba buisit! PERO ito!HANEP! kakaibang buisit!

SHIT! yun ang una kong reaction nang magtext sa akin si mudrakers about sa taong pinaka-AYAW kong tao talaga!---TO THE HIGHEST LEVEL!!!

masinsinang text ni mudra at ni junakis:

mudra: nak, may balita ako.

junakis: ano yun?

mudra: mag-aapply si TANSO sa opisina mo.

junakis: (di na nakapagreply dahil sa windang!)

REACTIONS??

BIGLANG NATIGIL ANG FABULOSANG MUNDO NI BACLA and sobrang plenty ang kaniyang reactions. Puro shit na lang. Wala na bang iba??

"Putangina! Ano to?? Bangungot?? Shit! Wake me up! Wake me up!
Oh God! He should go back to the outside world na. We don't need him here. Oh shit!"

SCENARIO SA T.A (H.R) OFFICE:

cla: (praningzer z mode)
papa jeff, paki tingin nga ng pangalan na to (sabay sabi ng complete name ni tansong tanders)

jeff (papa piolo look-a-like): teka tignan ko...(with matching todo type itong si papa p. sa kanyang pc)

cla: ui papa??(with matching pacute and winky wink eyes and todo poise) ano meron nga bang nag-apply ng ganung name??

jeff: OO!

cla: di nga??

jeff: oo nga meron eto tingnan mo!

cla: (sabay tingin sa monitor...at...WINDANG!)

cla: (shocked biglang napasabi---PUTANGINA!)

at ayun nawala bigla pagkahumaling ni bakla sa replica ni piolo sa teletech!

COMMENTS??

OO! Masama na ang ugali ko pero anong magagawa ko eh ayaw ko talaga sa kanya!Mabablame niyo ba ako if sabihin ko sa inyo na he is one of the people who always messes up with our ass (my family's ass). Tapos lagi ko pang nakikita sa bahay. Pakshet talaga! ANG HIRAP NUN. KUNG MATANGGAP SIYA SA WORKING PLACE KO, MANGANGASIM NA NAMAN PAGMUMUKHA KO. POTA KUNG BUNTIS LANG AKO BAKA MAGING CHAKA ANAK KO DAHIL SA IMBYERNA!!!grrrrrrr!!!!

ANG SCENARIO SA PANTRY:

nikki: ano ok ka na?

cla: CRANKY MODE! inis ako! naiinis ako! (discreetly nag-aamok sa pantry)

kate: sino??

cla: eh di sino pa??Si TANDERCATS!

nikki: (masamang balak mode)
bakla,windangin natin buhay niya. Ilagay natin siya kay F.

cla: (windang mode)
shit!goodluck! Gusto kong mag-yosi!

After nun, nagyosi si bakla at sabay hirit ni nikki na, "kung gusto mo billiards tayo!"

cla: shit! ANG HIRAP NUN YUNG PINAKAKINAIINISAN MONG TAO SA BAHAY AT PINAKAAYAW MONG NAKIKITA, BAKA MAKASAMA MO PA SA WORK!


guys! I'm just releasing my frustrations and sobrang inis talaga...GRRRRRR!!!! if you only knew dyosmeng maria clara! nako!

isa siyang masamang tanders at malaking kulangot!hehe!SAMA! inis talaga akez! yun yon!

È troppo presto per me a dire ti amo?

subtitle please???

CLA: hmph! Why would I translate it in English anyway?hahaha!

Thanks to my Italian friend named Paul who helped me out with this one... This is the question I want to ask that person (Mr. KM) but the thing here is I'm chicken-out just like Courage the Cowardly Dog. Oh God!hahaha! I formulate this question in English but my former neighbor and friend Paul helped me to translate this in Italian. Guys, I don't speak Italian or understand Italian but I find the language much challenging second to French. Hehe!:)

Anyway, Paul is an Italian guy who studies here in the Philippines but he is originally from Italy (and Iran as well if I am not mistaken). He is going to be a future dentist in Italy. So Italian girls, better watch out for him after three years coz this good lookin' friend of mine is going to have a good brush and check on your teeth and gums!hehehe!=)

BACK TO THE ITALIAN QUESTION...

Honestly, I am quite doomed right now maybe because I am having my period. hahaha! Everything was just fast that is why I wonder on the answers he might respond if I translate it in English. Guys, my guy does not understand Italian, owkie??hehe!

I just happened to read some philosophy books and I became quite alarmed towards the thing I really feel... Mr. K.M is right; lets see what will happen the moment he comes home here next year. By that time, maybe that so-called Italian question is NOT anymore TOO early to ASK or TOO late to CONSIDER.