in connection with crayola and davis paint!

after my so-called crankiness last week and made windang to the other guy who is in the isle of the kangaroos and made fun of a friend here because I was little bit nakainom na due to silly grandmatador with matching coke, I can say I am hell of a steady person and thanks to Tempura Snack, yosi, little alak, coke together with my fellow amigos and amigas who joined me sa topak mode ko during that time and dahil sa lintik na green meaningful joke ni dino't kate--OK NA AKO NOH!...

To be honest I was getting praningzer z all the time dahil maybe malapit na naman dumating ang red tide. Oh God! PMS! Nope, its just not so-called PMS lang, nabuhusan lang ako ng toyo ni batman at I'm so inis to myself na to the point is not anymore best mga amigo amiga!hayyy!

Hay ayoko talaga kay crayola ever churvaness at kemerkemerlou!shit! Ano ba? I don't want to paint the town blue due to the misunderstanding at sa topak ko..hayyyy!!!

Pero I paint the town yellow and davis pintura ginamit ko at hindi CRAYOLA!!!EXCUSE ME?! KAsi medyo nagparamdam ng konti si Kangaroo MAn at akala ko yun na yun...just like bula na suddenly made wala na...hehe! I am so hiya to Kangaroo Man that I don't know how to make paliwanag to the reactions I had--and I myself feel so inis talaga about it--I hate myself dahil dun--hay I am so labo talaga ever!blurry!hahaha!

God thank you!

hehe!

bitin ba?

abangan ang susunod na kabanata...

tips according to Policious

TIPS WHEN CLARENCE IS CRANKY!?!

tales of clarence daracan when cranky... wehehehehe

1. Wag mo pansinin, ayaan mo dumakdak hanggang mapagod siya (as if, hellar! in your dreams)

2. tapalan mo ng pagkain ang bibig niya para tumahimik siya CHOCOLATE!!!

3. sabihan mo, psst may gwapo oh (sabay mapaptingin siya) after a few seconds dadakdak ulit

4.pagka bigay the food, sermonan mo na, bigyan mo siya ng sandmakmak na yosi

5.wag ka makipag argue sa kanya dahil hindi nag reregister sa utak niya, para tumahimik defense mode yan pag depress

6.yayain mo mag inom makakalimutan niyan lahat ng problem niya

7.kung di pa rin uubra, patugtog ka ng trance hahahaha at tutulugan ka niyan sa hilo wehehehehe

8.magdala ka pillow kasi hanggang umaga dadakdak yan, baka makatulugan mo na eh buhay pa diwa niya

signs that she's cranky / horny.teeeheee

• tulala-bangag-gutom-naghahanap ng yosi
• TANTRUMS-naghahanap chocolate!
• any boys dur!?!
• nagyaya sa verde/legroom/plato o kung saan man may inuman

nako pola!halos sapul ha?!hahaha!

V.I.P request ng amiga kong si Pola

* TOTOO ang chismis ok po kami ng lola niyong si POla. Kung may balak manira ang ibang bilat dyan, manigas kayo!hahahaa!;p

WHAT TO DO WHEN POLA IS CRANKY?
--This is her request na pagbibigyan ko dahil matagal kami hindi nagbalitaan ng baklang to... Hitad ka bakit ngayon ka lang??hahaha!
Anyhow alam na alam niyo naman mga amigo amiga pag itong friend ko eh nabuhusan ni Batman ng toyo..Naku!

Signs when Pola is in a toyo mode:
* Kunot and noo
* Lumalaki butas ng ilong
* Sudden killer silence
* Medyo nanlalamig
* Medyo namumutla ang bakla
* Bigla siyang lumalaki...nagiging megaphone ang ngala- ngala pag outburst!
* TANTRUMS! nako mga amichie that is not Pola when she is cranky!!!HEHEHE!;p

BACK TO THE TOPIC...

What to do nga ba??
* Best example na dyan ang simpleng pag bukas ng tetra na di niya mabuksan...pag three attempts di nabuksan yun kelangan buksan, kunin ang lintik na tetra pack AT BUKSAN! For sure, magtatantrums na yan!hehehe! PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE IKA NGA!HAHAHA!;p
*Manahimik ka kung ayaw mong mabanatan..."that is a golden rule...PAG TINOYO LOLA NIYO!haha!
*Tumango lang at makinig...maging shock absorber...
*Pwede kang magdala ng ice cream...
*Yayain mong mag-internet
*Magturo ng gwaping na makikita!hahaha!
* Ilayo ang lahat ng gamit na pwedeng itapon!
*Pwede rin yayain uminom...
*Bawal humirit!
*Hayaang mag-TANTRUMS...bigyan mo ng sariling mundo and NOT SPACE!

after that???

POLA: Cla, kain tayo!Magbarbeque tayo dun! (sabay pinangtuturo ang nguso!)
CLA: ayan ang self-supporting na lablyf! NAKO! tara GORA tayo may lulukis dun! (ahem!)

i miss you pola!!!;)

before sunrise...

There's a wind that blows in from the north,

And it says that loving takes it's course.

Come here.

Come here.

No I'm not impossible to touch,

I have never wanted you so much.

Come here.

Come here.

Have I never lay down by your side?

Baby, let's forget about this pride.

Come here. Come here.

Well, I'm in no hurry.

You don't have to run away this time.

I know that you're jimmied,

But it's gonna be all right this time.

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i'll post my comment next time... I'm not prepared to elaborate things yet but whatever it is on this song or poem--that is what I truly feel and I badly hate myself about it...no further explanations...

WHAT TO DO WHEN CLA IS CRANKY....

• Let her be alone. If she walks out, hayaan mo lang dahil babalik yun-yun nga wag mong susundan pero minsan ok din sundan mo timplahin mo lang!FOR SURE!hahahaha!;p

• Shut up and Listen. For sure tatalak muna yun with matching matinding puff with her yosi.

• Let her be silent. In short, don't bug her TOO much.

• Don't touch her! Meaning? Don't hug her and don't literally touch her or show too much console. She hates it.hahahaha!

• Brace yourself coz bawat isang hirit mo pwedeng may SAMPUNG HIRIT YAN...haha!

• Ang pwede?Magtanong ka kung BAKIT.

Reasons why? It's her defense mechanism.

AFTER FEW HOURS??

Cla: tara bakla kain tayo! NAgutom ako eh. Gutom na ako!

pucha gutom lang pala!

si Crayola at si Cla

WHO SAY'S I LOVE CRAYOLA??

Shit kahit sino ayaw magkacrayola ever to the max na super kahiya coz I was at the mall getting all cranky and almost out of my normal sanity. Windang ang lola mong si Kate. Sakto washable pa man din ang crayolang nasa picture. I don't usually make crayola in the public its simply because its soooo nakakahiya! Duhhh?? What I did is a freakkin' social suicide but what can I do hindi ko na kaya eh. I just want to burst out dahil sa mga infos na nakakarating sa ken and siguro overwhelmed ako. *A BIG BIG SIGH!* I look like a kid na hindi binigyan ng laruang gusto o ng candy na gustong kainin. Shit! I admit its the very first time na nanyari to and yes, I colored the street with crayola crayons when I was fuckinn' drunk and high--way way back and before (ampotah redundant na iyan!)!haha! Don't ask kung ilan na ang mga bloopers and miseries ko dahil infinite na yan,inday! At namamanhid na ako. *hay!* And do you ever wonder why I colored SM MALL with crayola??AND TAKE NOTE: MATINONG TODO si CLARENCE--not drunk or crunk. High lang siya sa yosi na ubos na baga niya! At bakit??HAYYYY!!!ANG BABAW!As in!

Dahil sa crayola ever ang bakla at emo mode and windangers mode pa na parang higit pa ang pendulum at panahon at allergies kung atakahin ng bad mood. B.V (Bad Vibes yun mga tol!).hahaha! Admittedly, di ako ang nag-iisang makulay ang buhay at hindi lahat ay dahil sa sinabawang gulay! Pakshet!Harrrrr!All quiet si bakla kahit nagpapacute sa kanya si Miguelito Jose ay wa epek pa din dahil dehins niya talaga type yung lulurki na yun (pwede vuhh???). Nanibago ang lahat dahil sa sudden at nakakatakot niyang katahimikan. Truth is, mahirap kasi magsalita. One of the valid reasons is that hindi ko alam kung paano ako mag-uumpisa and pangalawa- ayokong magsalita ng hindi maganda dahil bad vibes ako nun. One of the weaknesses I have is I'm having a hard time expressing myself in regards to what in the F I really feel. I'm afraid. I'm scared. I'm afraid if I tell this person on how much I feel for him, it will spoil everything that we have though on the other hand, he admits he feels the same but not into that extent-that is why there are times I tend to play guessing games in which alam ko hindi dapat ganun kaya minsan yun din ang reason on why I am cranky--ANG MANHID NIYA KASI! But the question is, what if I don't? I mean what if I am feeling beyond the things that I should feel? I know! I AM IN A HELL OF A STUPID PERSON! I have my reasons why but unfortunately I am having a hard time to explicate those things since it happened so fast and again, its hard to fathom. I made crayola its because I'm pissed about myself and I hate all of these things I am feeling.

aBANGAN ang susunod na kabanata...

Pampa with L.O.V.E!

Who would have thought that a year has already passed? It's like when reflecting on the past events of my life, I never even thought that God can fix things within a snap-I mean within a snap of year!hehe!A lot of things has changed since last year... And I would like to extend my hands and love to those people who continuously believes in me and accepts and loves me despite of the stupid mistakes I did in the past. It is a cliche but I am only human. I know how to realize things and make up for those mistakes. I learned to see things clearly out of the box and accept the fact that this is how the world goes that is why its ROUND! Changes? Hmmmmm... It is one of the permanent things here on earth, dear. If some people does not believe on changes specifically with the positive changes, they (or you) are the one WHO is hopeless and not me. I thank God that I was not born a hypocrite and learn to accept things as they are. hehe! People? Even if I had separation anxiety, I learned that if that person is as worthless or worst that an asshole...Oh God please!!! Don't think twice to dump that person. If that person has hurt you once or twice, she or he can do it at one more round and he or she will ruin your ass. Trust me on that one. The bottomline is, you just have to learn on how to choose people to be a part of your life...

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I am not proud of the things I did or even ashame of it because if not for those mistakes, I will not be the person that I am now. Besides, I learned on how to assess myself well with the help of the people here who I learned to love and cherish because all of them are worthy people to be a part of my life. As of this moment, I am proud to say that after all, MY LIFE IS NOT ANYMORE FUCKED UP! Thank God! Reasons why I can't leave this hometown? SImple. Everything is here and I got no more to ask for. I learned how to be contented with what I have here. So far, God is giving me almost everything. My family is here, my work is here, my bffs are here and of course give it a little spice that will make it complete and that is what you call L.O.V.E.=) I found it all here... and now...I can proudly say MANYAMAN KENI PAMPANGA!=)

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Pampa babee!

Life maybe simple and most of the time monotonous here but I learned to love and appreciate it. From a student turned a crazy-ass-bitch to a hardcore party girl up to a simple working person who got herself up from her failures. Believe it or not, this is me...NOW! I may sound mayabang but who cares? I'm just making an update for the guilty bitches and assholes who did me wrong and blah blah blah...NO COMMENT!hahahaha!lol!=p

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Learning the art of L.O.V.E for self!

I learned to love myself again after those lowest points in my life and again thanks to all those people (you know who you are!) and God for helping me out and for being very patient with me especially during the time I am getting over my shit!haha!I love myself more and I love the changes. haha!=) and if some people cannot accept those changes? hmmmm...I don't give a damn since I am not going to earn a dime from insecure and deceitful skanks around!hahaha!=) This is me and the world is just round dear and that is the end of it. In short, MANTUN KAYU SARILI YUNG YATU!hehehehe!=p If my past matters to you well damn don't be such a hypocrite bitch or a manwhore since all of us has a shit. hehe! I maybe and can be the craziest asshole around when I wanted to but most likely ONLY for the people who matters to me.

What did Pampanga do to me as per Jay Maala's question? Dude, a lot!

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Cheezzzeemax!

Latest news? haha! You can always check my blog for updates to give you an "overview" but sometimes it feels to good to shut up or mambitin. hahahaha! Gossips and hearsays? Go ahead and create one and I'll be more than glad to confirm things for you... hahahaha!=)

you know you love me

xoxo

ASS!

a message to all of my girls!

A message from GOD,
No man can ever claim ever claim you unless he claims you from Me!
I reserved a man for you who has My Heart & loves Me even more than he will love you...
I won't give you unless he asks you from Me!
Soon you will know him, I have the perfect time.
You're my princess,
...my daughter
Let no prince claim you unless he asks you from My Hand...
for I... am your Father, the King of the Kings!
You My princess,
...is worth loving..ü

I believe someone is destined for each and every one of us in which it will test everything: love, trust, character and etc... Each and every one of us is being polished like diamonds in order for us to be matched to the person who also goes on similar processes. And the only person who has all the power to make this happen is our Supreme Being. God. It may sound really really cheesy but it is true. If you don't believe in it, its none of my business. hehe. lol!=) This shows that every person and every incident has its own reason and for me, if it will lead me to the right person or to the man who is destined for me to accept, to love and to be with (and of course that person will do the same for me and accepts me for who I was, who I am and who I am going to be in the future) then maybe this is the perfect message and prayer to me and to all my girlfriends out there!hehe!=) By the way, I just got this message when I happen to browse thru jhase's site.hehehe!=)

emo mode ang baCla @ ang mahiwagang mensahe ni tentaypatis!

"If you are in love right now and you know that person loves you just as much, hold on to that person as long as you can and consider yourself extremely lucky because some people will go through an entire lifetime never knowing what it feels like to be truly loved..."

-tentaypatis: and according to her dumugo ang kaniyang nose ng iquote itei!hehe.

pwede bang pakisagot po ang survey na nasa gilid ng page ko?hehehe!=p thanks!;p

Besh, oo nga naman ang hirap nga naman humanap ng taong makakasama mo... sa bagay dumarating yan at hindi nga daw hinahanap... minsan naiisip ko masuwerte ako dahil binigay ni Lord mga gusto ko kaya lang may kulang pa rin... *sigh!* I got work, wala naman masyadong problems sa family, medyo bumabawi na ng konti financially (kahit papano!haha!), I got set of very good friends here and there, andyan ka besh kahit malayo ka at once in a blue moon pero cool pa rin (miss u!), at may konting lablyf na naku naman Lord yun naman ang kulang na sinasabi ko dahil napakalayo niya! hehe! Naku baka sapakin ako ni batman (si Lord) dahil nagrereklamo na naman ako... Ang hirap ng ganito gustong gusto ko na siyang makita, mahawakan in flesh pero matatagalan pa!hehe! Besh, "what you sow is what you reap!" cheesy man nasa bible yan. hehehe!;) in short parang karma lang yan "what goes around just comes around" I know you're ok now, takot ka lang makipagcommit ulit.hehe! Ganyan din ako eh! hehe... Eto na to besh... hehehe! Kelangan ko ng comment mo!hehehe!;p

Words of Wisdom ni cLA

"It's ok to look back at the trash you've thrown away, but never pick it up again.
-It's dirty."
*MAKES SENSE!*

Would you think twice to pick up those trash you see on the pic? Of course not right? Pwera na lang kung mahilig ka sa latak o basura o tira-tira (oops wala sana matamaan!hehe!) It's ok too look at it but never ever attempt to touch it though. It's dirty nga!kulit!haha! It's ok to look at those people whom you have met and be with but in the end, they caused you something that is not good. If those people can hurt you once they can even hurt you for the nth time without thinking about it. Best solution? ditch. throw them away even if kung yun pa ang nagpapasaya sa'yo before eh kung kapalit magpapakatanga ka at ilulugmok mo sarili mo sa isang basura, ikaw ang talo hindi siya. haha!serious ha? pucha common sense lang to!hahahaha!=)

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isa pang hirit!

"We all get heavier as we get older because there is a lot more info in our heads. So I'm not FAT! I'm just really intelligent and my head couldn't hold anymore so it started filling up the rest of me. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!" =)

who said this? awwww... My favorite fat cat Garfield! haha!=) So what kung tumataba tayo eh kung yun ba ang nagpapatalino why nots coconuts and butternuts duh vah?hahahaha! nah! seriously mamili kayo mga lulukis maganda at sexy na babae pero ubod naman ng tanga o maganda medyo chabinge pero ahem...yun na yun!hahaha!=)

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ang aking favorite!

LOVE just ONE person. . .

And JUST taste the rest. . .

-very inspirational! haha!

ano ba?? para maiba naman...=p it's a very a wise thought especially sa talipandas at mga hitad dyan (ooopps baka may natatamaan!).haha! stick to one person and you'll see the results!hehe!=p

miles away..so so miles away

Putik ako na ata ang gullible sa lahat ng gullible... ewan ko ba kung bakit ako ganito ngayon.CArried away lang ba ako? Pero hindi eh. Putik ang dami naman mga lalake dito sa lupain ng pampanga bakit siya pa? Hindi lang bundok ang layo namin...Oceans and Seas pa isama mo na rin ang China Sea at Atlantic Ocean ang layo namin. Nahihirapan ako pero masaya din at the same time nalulungkot minsan... Salamat kay "toinks" na dati kong hindi binibigyang pansin hanggang sa pagpapahamak ni Kate na ibugaw ako ng buhay sa kulot na to. In lab na ba ako? Mukhang malabo. Ewan. Pero bakit ganito nararamdaman ko? Hindi ko mawari kung ano man yun! Puteeek! ano ba yan lola ang lalim na? Lalim na nga salita mo ah hindi mahukay! Kaya ba namin hintayin ang isa't isa ng isang taon? Shit di lang isang araw, di lang isang linggo't buwan. TAON pare!TAON! Tama siya marami pang mangyayari at pareho di alam kung ano yun! Ang labo talaga ni Lord...akala ko ba gusto niya ako magseryoso na pero bakit itong taong to ayaw niya akong maging seryoso sa kanya? Sa bagay pareho lang kami na ayaw masaktan o magkasakitan so I understand him naman for that one...Self-contradiction itetch na naman!Lord helllppp!!!Naku!isinisigaw ko na to ng todong todo! Sino si toinks? Pakshet kayong mga hitad!keber niyo!hahahaha!Only chosen friends lang nakakaalam kung sino itong imaginary lulukis ko na hindi imaginary!Labo talaga!Shit!Amp!Wag na wag niyong masabi sabi sa ken na thrilling yang set up na yan dahil pagbabangasin ko mga pagmumukha niyo!waaaaaahhhh! oo inaamin ko thrilling din pero NAMAN! NAMAN! AT NAMAN! PAMATAY! Lord, hellpp lang us naman kaming dalawa ni toinks!haha! "Magiging bato na lang ba tayo sa buhangin??" Shit! By the way mga amiga huwag niyo na alamin kung sino siya baka mabulilyaso na naman eh!*sigh!*

abangan ang susunod na kabanata....

the end result of boredom!

what is your favorite line to say when your drunk?

• "o fffuuuccck am speaking in straight english!" hahaha

how many drinks before you're tipsy?

• before madami eh now konting drink lang medyo hilo na ko..ewan ko lang!haha!
  

what kind of books do you like to read?

• Everything and anything. Click my profile and you'll know what books I read.;)
  

spontaneous or planned?

• both but more on spontaneous.haha
  

do you know how to play poker?

• yup.you want to play?haha!
  

what do you carry with you at all times?

• My big kikay bag.
  

what do you miss most about being little?

• less complications.simple.
  

are you happy with your given name?

• its too long!haha!but its good!haha!
  

have you ever been in a play?

• yes when i was in highschool but in college i was extremely passive but crazy.haha!
  

do you consider yourself to be a nice person?

• yes but I am also a hell of crazy bitch around.hahaha!
  

do you spend more time with your girlfriend/boyfriend or your friends?

• more with friends since i dont have someone whom i can officially call bf (BOYFRIEND OR FIANCE).hahahah!
  

what's one thing you wish you could do but can't?

• fly--for me to travel places or to visit some unique places!hahahahah!
  

what is your ideal marriage location?

• ask me that question when I'm engaged.
  

what’s one instrument you wish you could play?

• piano and violin
  

what do you order at a bar?

• frozen margarita, tequila sunrise, tequila, jaiggermaister (tama ba?haha),bacardi and of course ABSINTHE.hahaha!
  

how do you keep fit?

• fit and right drink lang yan.hahaha!duh?I don't have any form of exercise except walking!
  

careers in mind?

• its a secret muna kasi basta....hahaha!
  

Give the traits you hate in a person?

• envious, deceitful and hypocrite bitches and man-whores around who loves to come clean where in fact their lives are all fuccccckkkeddd up now and pretends to be a so-called mature enough to face such things wherein fact they are just opinionated skanks (and contradicting ang mga sinasabi sa kinikilos.labo di ba?hahaha!)!insensitive, backstabbers and super narrow minded people.haha! ooops...baka may natatamaan na naman ako?haha!as i've said no apologies!matamaan GUILTY!LOL!=)
  

what are u planning to do this weekend?

• ahem in case chat with....talk with...hahaha!God ano ba ituuu???;p then of course work!
  

do u club?

• I used to now aside from being busy as a bee,I don't want to give time on it now since sawa na ko though minsan kakamiss din.
  

do u smoke?

• yep.guilty!lol!;p
  

are u happy?

• Yes but I am missing someone and I'll be more than happy if that person is right here with me:)
  

when will you marry?

• late twenties??
  

when did you last drink alcohol?

• -2 months ago?can't remember.I don't drink na talaga.
  

your type of food?

• Italian,Asian,Pinoy

According to Carl Sandberg

Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you. --- Carl Sandburg

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BUTI PA ANG ORAS DE GINTO LAGI!SHET!haha!

la na ko macomment!antok na ko!bahala kayong matulog!SLEEPING IS PLATINUM!SHET!LOL!

to my besh,kate,seg,davey and eckow!

ZOOM AT YOUR OWN PLEASURE!YEAHHH!!!

Mga amigo and amiga mamili na kayo sa mga palakang to! Libreng libre paburger lang kayo!haha!

To my dear friends, ang daming lulukis sa mundo at isa na ang mga ito!hahaha!;p mamili na kayo! murang-mura lang!haha!;p KAte, besh, seg, and eckow--these guys are for you--malay mo isa dito makatuluyan niyo!Windang di ba?hahahah!; Dyosme katawan pa lang buffet na!!!hmmmmm...yun yon eh!hahaha!;p Libre din sila pangarapin. Aba! Dapat sila mangarap sa inyo and hindi kayo ang nangangarap para sa kanila? Duhh? Anak ba sila ng Diyos??JAckpot nila noh?!hahaha!;p

Nga pala sabihin niyo sa akin kung mocha cake ba yan o brazo de mercedes yan! Syempre dapat I know!hahaha!*peace!*

La na ko masabi! Basta I love you all! Muah!:)

health advisory plus ultimate blooper mania of 2008--its my shit!

Enlarge at your own risk!

First of all pasintabi po sa mga kumakain dyan. If you can't take what in the heck I am going to tackle about, you are free to close this page! We are on a democratic country by the way and I am pertaining to all of the pinoys here and there!hellow!haha!;p

Honestly, I don't know how to start it but basically most of us are ashame na minsan we are so natatae na! Yung tipong nagtataasan na lahat ng balahibo mo, naninigas ka na sa lamig at pinagpapawisan na rin ng malamig dahil hindi mailabas ang sama ng loob mo! Namimilipit ka na sa sakit at hindi mapakali sa isang lugar gusto mo gawin mo ito ng masinsinan sa isang lugar! Dude, simple lang sagot dyan; natatae ka lang!haha! Naku diretsahan na tayo--usapang tae naman!

I admit first time kong nagkalat sa office dahil dito. Damn, I was sooo fuccckkkinn constipated for almost three days and I was wondering why since I do eat a lot. Aba, inaantay ko talaga ang araw na yun pero hindi talaga dumadating hanggang sa nanyari ang hindi ko inaasahang manyari. Shit! I was in a middle of my call to a customer when I felt something funny within my body system. Napapabooty shake na ako nun and again usual symptoms of natatae occured. I had no choice during that but to make a lame excuse to the customer so that I can sue him away in order for me to take the said shit out of me.haha! I transfer the customer to another department dahil mas matindi ang tawag ng kalikasan kaysa kay customer! Damn talaga!

I thought I was going to faint during that time dahil I was also feeling dizzy dahil sa putik na taeng yan! woooohhh!!! I went to the washroom all by myself very secretly kasi nakakahiya nga naman na ibrodkast pa di ba? But when I got there, damn! Bakit walang lumalabas??I stayed almost 10 mins pero wala pa rin...I got no choice but to get out--I'm still feeling natatae though! that sucks! really really sucks! Eh may tendency akong himatayin pag hindi talaga nailabas!hay!

To cut the story short, I approached Donna (my teammate) at the pantry while she was taking her lunch. I whispered " DOnna, malaki problema ko! NAtatae ako pero ayaw lumabas!" then she asked "Why? Ok let's get a medicine" SO she approached Tam and thank God talaga and Thank Tam kasi binilhan ako ng dulcolax...

Pero teka lang!!! All I thought was kateam ko lang nakakaalam ng sikreto ko! After I let my poop out! Somebody shouted and clapped "YES SUCCESS! ANONG ANAK MO?" Punyemas halos lahat ng BATCHMATES Ko nagstanding ovation! Sabay hirit ko naman na"its a baby girl SHIT!" Oh myyy!!!so nakakahiya!graabbbeee!!!

by the way, after dropping dulcolax --nawala nga constipation ko nagdiarrhea naman ako!labo talaga di ba?haha! and take note yung second session nilabas sa rob place!hahaha!thank you kate for helping me out!haha!

two words for that: KABOOM KABOOM!

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Lesson to that incident? Hmmmm...huwag ng mahiya tumae o sabihing teka lang tatae ako ah!Basically HUWAG PIGILIN dahil talagang masama...It's because may nanyaring incident sa friend ko na kung ikukuwento ko parang laughtrip pero grabe its not funny at all! And I bet all of you does not want to experience what she went thru dahil sa hindi pag-tae!grabbbeee!

She was actually rushed to the hospital about 2 weeks ago out of that reason. Prior to that thing 2 weeks na rin siyang hindi nakakapoop and whenever she tries to poop umaatras tae niya paitaas..imagine that? super constipated na di mo malaman. Ayun dahil naospital siya naudlot ang gimik ng lola mo.hehe! Anyhow, what happened was dahil sa toxins na nakastore sa body system niya at di nilalabas ng excretory system, ayun naapektuhan ang blood cells (or eclavu) ng lola mo, nagkalagnat and all that and halos nagkaroon o muntik ng magkaroon ng infection yung blood cells niya ata due to the said freaakkkinn toxins! Grabe tindi pala ng impak ni tae!shit nga talaga! At mga amigo dito ako nawindang! She went thru a LACERATION (tama ba spelling?) procedure wherein may ipapasok lang naman na super laking suppository (na halos sinlaki daw ata ng t*t* ng kabayo) sa ANUS or sa BUTTHOLE para mailabas lahat ng toxins sa katawan niya. I can't simply imagine what she went thru! Kaloka! And take note para na rin tinira ng bading nun! Trivia lang: according to may super gay friend nurse--some guys are undergoing this treatment or procedure pag matindi ang pagkakapenetrate sa kanila ng anal sex. And for some girls naman--most of the payat freak models, they can also do this with the supervision of the doctor. KAwindang di ba? So for guys na nagpapanggap na straight then nag-undergo sa process na to--perhaps pwedeng yun ang rason, they are also gays!pamhin!haha!or we just pray na sana out of health reason lang din!hehe!;p

so far ok na siya and advice ko sa kanya? Bakla! Wag na kasi masyadong bumisyo at tumae ka sa oras!hahahaha! Timawa ka kasi! Heheeh! Naahhh! Kiddin! Seriously, I know she is ok now!hehe! Eat a lot of fiber! Kingina mga cliche's lang naman eh!haha!;p But seriously we need to follow it most of the time.

Ohhhhh ohhhhh set me free....release me now!!!!

-dulcolax!

APPLYING IT NAMAN TO LIFE'S SHIT PERSPECTIVE: WE NEED TO THROW AWAY THE TOXINS THAT DEFINITELY HAS NO PURPOSE ON IT EXCEPT ONLY FOR WASTE--IF NOT IT MIGHT KILL YOU!HAHA!* MAKES SENSE!* ;P

ang bagal talaga...*sigh!*

ang bagal talaga ng panahon. yung mga taong gusto mong makita matagal pa bago mo

makita.Ewan! Ano na naman itong nanyayari sa ken. Honestly hindi ako sanay na ganito, kung

kailan lumipas na ang panahon at hindi ko naghahanap ng matitipuhan, mukhang doon naman

may dumarating. Ang labo di ba? Sa bagay malay nga natin...Ika nga ni Bob Ong, ang tamang

bagay saka tamang panahon wala na ring saysay kapag wala na yung tamang tao. Ang tao

pwedeng mag-adjust pero ang bagay at panahon hindi.---Isa lang naman siguro ibig sabihin nito

nasa sayo lang yun kung igagrab mo yung mga opportunities o pagkakataon na nasa harapan mo.

Lubusin mo ang panahon. Pakshet!AKo ba ito?haha!;p Back to the topic... May tao akong gustong

makita........basta yun na yun!hahahahaha!;p Iniisip ko lang, ano kaya ang mga manyayari pag

nagkita kami?hehe!Sa totoo lang walang nakakaalam kahit siya hindi niya rin alam.haha! Bahala

na,Lord! Hehe!:) Wish to see you soon or next year?? hmmmm...You know who you are...hehe!

It's for you,CREATURE!haha!;p

a line from carrie bradshaw and my personal response to it.:)
i made this blog around last 3 or 4 months ago...i just decided to repost it today...:)

"Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate. Without them, what would shape our lives? Perhaps if we never veered off course, we wouldn't fall in love, or have babies, or be who we are. After all, seasons change. So do cities. People come into your life and people go. But it's comforting to know the ones you love are always in your heart. And if you're very lucky, a plane ride away."
-carrie bradshaw-

Now with full acceptance, I am finally letting go... I can't simply spend my time thinking about a certain person who doesn't care at all or is selfish and narrow-minded to believe on such hearsays... A friend was right its not really worth it so I guess that is it... By the way,there is a constant change, even emotions do change.Tam (my friend) was right, feelings can be so dynamic that it can change within a snap! I guess God has already answered my questions to my answers why certain things happened. He has another plan and I bet it is a better or the best one (and it goes the same way with that person). I may not know since all circumstances are unpredictable. At least, I can confidently say to all and even to the supreme being that I have loved this person with all my heart. And if in fidelity matters, God knows I didn't betray him to anyone else! If you are reading this I am telling you that! Maybe we are really not meant to be. It is all maybe or perhaps because both of us never know what happens next. I never thought you can be like that- judgmental in a way since you never ask anything with regard to the things that you hear. It is so unfair and you didn't seem to have the objectivity or an open-mind to listen. You just rely to the things you first heard. I guess I am right. You never did loved me anyway because if you really did, you are not going to be that SELFISH. Truth is I hate myself for grieving for someone whom I know doesn't really deserve it. You wanted to be loved,right? I did that to you and sadly until now, I still do have those feelings but isn't just going to be like this to be stagnant in my own emotions? I tried reaching out but then you were refusing me. I guess time is already enough for both of us to know such things. There are so many things I wanted to say but then I am having a hard time to explicate those thoughts into words. One of the things that I can say right now is both of us were already hurt and we can' t anymore take back on what happened. With regard to the past mistakes that I did, if those things matter to you and you magnify me based on those stuff-if it makes me less of a person in your own perspective, well I guess that is not my problem anymore. It only means one thing--YOU ARE SELFISH and I guess most of them are right--you are not worth it. I deserve better and it goes the same with you. There are so many questions that seems so hard to find the answer.Right now, I just wish you good luck with all your endeavors...I wish you to be happy and hope you can get what you truly deserve. God bless!

BTW:

it is NOT ANYMORE MY FAULT IF THE GOSPEL TRUTH SAYS THAT YOU ARE NOT ONLY HORRIBLY UGLY OUTSIDE BUT ALSO INSIDE! GOOD THING I MADE A RIGHT DECISION! THANK GOD AS ALWAYS!;)

oh by the way, you might get sluggish in reading this because I know you don't read....AT ALL!!!haha! KINDLY EXERCISE A LITTLE BIT OF YOUR BRAIN before you hit the gym, hunny!:) matamaan PANGET!HAHAHA!;)

Shits and Convictions--Life!

I just want to share some different or unique proverbs that I happened to encounter thru a friend...;p

"Nobody's born a virgin coz life be fuckin' us all..."

"Life is like a dick, when things get hard, fuck it!"

it is up to your own conviction or perspective on how you will actually take this.:)

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I'm just going to share something that I am actually listening to Lily Allen's Oh my God!haha!I'm just sharing it but anyways,never mind!After deleting my first two accounts in Friendster and totally ignoring the other two blogsites last year and decided to create a new one all in the same year now, I can say that maybe it is just one of my delusional trips on why I happened to create a blog here.

Everyday or even a second can actually make a big turning point in your life and sometimes it is just better if you let things out through writing-if you cannot express how you feel...I don't know but that is how it is for me...I've tried being a writer since it was supposed to be my profession but I guess or maybe it is just not meant to be---as of this moment!hehehe!If you ask me why simply because I am not a good one though I am trying to be!haha!

Anyway,blogs are basically everything for aspiring and trying hard writers here and that includes me!Perhaps it is much better if experiences whether from work or personal phenomenons are shared here--even if at times grammar is literally wrong!(nagsusuntukan daw ang mga ingles!)

Ito ang nth na walang kwentang blog dito...

AT MAY SUSUNOD PA-na wala din kwenta!hahaha!
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the not-so-famous line from lily allen from oh my God song:
"Great rulers make for greater gloryThe only thing growing is our historyKnock me down I’ll get right back up againI’ll come back stronger than a powered up pac-Man"---this actually happens if someone hurts you!just like pac-man eat' em up with laughter!haha!;p

indie day!

yehey independence day sa U.S ngayong July 04, 2008! walang calls!training lang mga dude!hahaha!;p Sana ipagbalot man lang tayo ng mga pagkain nitong pesteng kanong lalo na mga tagawhite house!wahaha!amp! mga P.G! Certified Patay Gutom!hahaha!;p pero grabe aga ng shift ko...5 am to 9 am... pusanggala nagreklamo pa ako noh?!hahaha!;) anak na nga ako ng dyos--actually yung team namin mga anak ng diyos according to boss Tam!haha! Take note mo nga naman ang sched plus block sched pa eh etong si darang ronz may hirit pa kaya idol kita mami rhons!hahaha!labs u!hirit pa na "Tam, pwedeng gawin mong weekends yung off natin?" hahahah! Banat naman ni Tam "Dara, super anak na nga tayo ng Diyos pag nanyari yun!hahaha!" wala lang share lang..hehehe!;p maganda naman talaga sched namin..sched ng normal na tao..hahahaha! and of course I love my team!;)

Anyhow mamatay kayo sa inggit!wahaha!;p anyhow, kahit hindi thanksgiving dito sa Pinas...HAppy independence day na rin! ayyy belated pala!hahaha! tska hmmmmm... busy din ako sa independence day; may ichichika muna ako; tungkol ito sa isang amigo na fortunately pili lang ang pagchichikahan ko nito...mahirap na eh baka alam mo na...Naku no need to elaborate mga amigo amiga baka may tamaan na naman at isyu na naman ituuuu!tska mahirap na magtiwala dalang dala na ako sa mga ibang tao dyan at generally sa tao kasi nga mahirap na at huwag ka ng makulit ha?!hahaha!;p

nga pala yellow ang font ng text ng blog kong ito kasi happy happy ang tita mo mga bakla!hahaha!;p mamatay sa inggit ang iba dyan at keber!*bleh!* hahaha!

manyaman talaga keni pampanga jo!hahaha!;p

irreplaceables part ii my girls!

ayan!!!ang bobongga di ba?hahaha!i'm proud to introduce these girls to you as one of a million bffs i have...somehow, compared to the other friends I had before, I can say that they are the best...Through thick and thin dyan sila kahit minsan madalas akong muntik sapukin ng mga to dahil sa mga katangahan ko but good thing wala ka maririnig sa kanila na judgements or whatsoever...and good thing they are frank enough to tell if there is something wrong about you or if you are making a bad or stupid decision...I badly miss them..grabe! I never thought these people can take a big role in my life...and I would like to thank them for being part of it... Mga AMIGA love ko kayong lahat!!!hehehe!*naks! drama na ituuuu!* hahaha!;p

Let me introduce my very besh TENTAY!!!;) besh, I want to see your orange hair na and by the way, I have a chocolate hair!hahaha! Who would've thought na isa siya sa mga magiging BFFs ko eh we hate each other noon kabataan namin...besh, di ba bungal pa tayo nun? kita mo nga naman ang panahon!hahaha!;p hope to see you sometime!miss you so much!!!muah muah!;) NGa, pala bawal uminom ng ABS-BITTER-HERBS dahil magkakasakit ka sa liver sa kapaitan!hahaha!;p hayaan mo na ang panget na tandercats na yun!eeewww!hahaha!labshu!;) pareho kaming naging sawi sa mga lablyf namin...naku magbest friend nga kami!haha!;p but in God's time may darating na sobrang deserving sa ating mga love right, besh?hehehe!;)

my highschool bestfriend Nikita... Super talentado yan!kita mo nga naman? I wish gumaling na index finger niya para makapagplay siya ulit.hehehe! After long long years of not seeing each other, sino ba naman ang magaakala na sa teletech din kami magtatagpo nito?hahaha!

This was last year at absinthe with me,kit liit, mara, jhase and mitch!

Kit liit, me and jhase at red ribbon in trinoma!hehehe!di halata di ba? Oh Jeeezzz I miss them so bad!:(

The spreadables!Mon, Ka, Pots, Che and I at dema...also taken last year....These are one of the best people whom you can encounter around whether fun times or bad times... They are also part of the SOuth Ave. Gang...Guys, I'll be back in Manila to visit you all...hehehe!

stolen shot ni hacienderong Caloy sa Straight Circle sa Taft.

yes,it's my vice!keber!

this is a guilty vice I can't remove. I was caught a lot of times by my mom and dad almost got hit and run by them due to this vice...Its my guilty pleasure...It is a cigarette!haha! I don't drink much alcohol but admittedly I do smoke a lot especially now. hahaha!

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Would you believe na nag-stop ako around last year? I stopped for almost 6 months and when I started lighting one again with matching coffee...hell its just pringles!ONCE YOU POP,YOU CAN'T STOP! I started smoking again when I got a work...hehe! nga pala, masarap magyosi pag may kasamang kape---that's according to KAte!haha!

ako yan pag nagyoyosi!hahaha! Sometimes I regret to have tried it though!haha! Pampalubag loob? Hmmm... Hoy ito lang bisyo ko noh?!hahaha! Hindi lang sunog baga ko, abo na baga ko!feeling ko lang!haha!;p Update ko kayo pag magsastop ako.haha!;p I kept on saying that I will stop this vice BUT sadly, I always tend to forget it so I'd rather not keep promises that I cannot do or make.hehe!

heath ledger's death and my own midnight undefined theory...way BACK!

tsk tsk!!!sorry guys and girls!may he rest in peace!but...he's HOOOTT!






I also felt the same way like other people felt about this news. Shocked. It is an irony but we usually

felt this way when someone at this young age dies especially if it is a prominent person or a celebrity

though on the other hand, we don't even know the person (personally) who passed away. We

symphatize or even emphatize for the close relatives or loved ones that person left behind thru his or

her death and sometimes I even see people being a bit maudlin about it. Quite funny for me though I

understand the fact that death is one of the most devastating and frightful matters to talk about.

Death, as we all know due to unwritten laws (whatever you may call it), is one of the things that

must not be joke about. Anyhow, back to Heath Ledger!"What??Awwww...That is sad.", those are

the precised words I said as far as I can remember. As I opened my account on this site, the

bannered news posted by a friend really caught my attention to the point I was thinking that it was

only probably a practical joke. Due to my so-called skepticism or stupidity, I even searched if the said

news was really true. Damn, I liked Heath Ledger when he did the role for the Brokeback Mountain

and 10 things I hate about you!haha!"Tsk...Sayang!" Based on what I've read, Ledger was found

dead inside his apartment in New York. Police says they found a prescription of sleeping pills near his

body but there was no obvious sign that he committed suicide. In short, his death was probably due

to drug overdose. It was an untimely death as anyone have stated. By the way, he finished a movie

Batman in which he played the role of Joker (which was played by Jack Nicholson before). Wow! I just

can't help comparing Heath to a local actor who also died on the same age, on the same reason

(o.d), at the same time finished a movie (with his ex gf/fiance) before bidding goodbye to all his fans

and finally go to neverland!hehe..;pOne more thing I've noticed and I guess it is a nice topic to

confute about. Most and or all of the people are guilty of this doing when a certain person died; We

are always stating all the goodness that the person did when he was still living. Oh no! Let's put it in

an exagerrated way. Aside from reminiscing every moment that we have on that person, we are so so

guilty of praising that person like he or she was a saint. I don't know if I am hell right about it but it's

just one of my keen-observations from the people I usually encounter. One more irony, most of the

people tend to grief more (or more affected) about the death of that celebrity or that prominent

person rather than their dead relatives or even loved-ones. In the end, they say things as if they

knew the said person very very well. Kindly bear, I'm just creating my own midnight undefined

theory.haha! What if we change or just break the said stereotype and make it the other way around?

Just come to visualize or imagine it. What do you think will be the outcome if we curse that prominent

personality or a politician for being so fuckin' crooked? or curse the highest ranking military general

who killed so many people to strive its hunger for power? or a celebrity who acts like a

primadonna/spinless bitch or a prominent person who was born an asshole? what would it be?... Nah!

I can't imagine it if you ask me but I guess it will be fun. haha! joke!=p Seriously, I can't quite really

imagine it. Its "probably" because I do somehow know how to value a certain person not only when

he or she's forever gone but also when that person is still alive and kickin' ass despite the facts and

some bad conjectures i hear or might hear about him or her!haha!=p Or (maybe) just like any other

people, I do conform with values to these matters though at times they are being hilariously

exaggerating on it. Or I am just one of the people who have a spectacular feeling of happiness about

that person's death because of two things: he/she is not anymore capable of doing something that is

bad or worst and second is that person deserves to rest in peace (*AMEN!*). hehe!=p i pray for

them!*Amen*!=)

SAID

It is the past tense of the word say. Once you stated a thing or made a description in whatever means or medium, you can't anymore take it back or say "hey, i didn't mean to say that" or "I'm sorry if i 'said' such a thing, binabawi ko na o babawiin ko na lang"...All of us are guilty with this act of having things said and done without even thinking on it. What's been said is already SAID. There is no taking back. I don't know if some people can even discern what I'm trying convey but as I ponder things back, its better to shut up or think things first before saying or even doing it. Secrets and gossips? Hmmmm... Secrets are always secrets but sometimes there are some people whom you can't trust with it especially when it comes to your DDS (Deepest Darkest Secret). The only authorized person who can reveal or confirm a certain secret is the only person who confided it to you or to any person. No one else does. You don't have the right to confirm such things because you are not authorized to do so! C'mon sweetie, it is just a matter of common sense! Now if a certain person can't summon his or herself to pick that up, then his/her brain is probably made up of mire (how sad!). Gossips can only be confirmed BY the person being talked about- that is if you have the guts to ask him or her about it. By the way, all of us have some dirty past or all of us did something in the past that now we consider it as a shit. We may regret some of it that we tend to keep it as a secret but hey, those things do not measure who you really are. It does not make you less of a person no matter how worst you did in the past. What is more important is you learn, you wont do it again (or make the same mistakes) and become a better person each day. Now if some people magnify you based on your juiciest or nastiest or worst DDS or past plus the fact they can't accept you due to those reasons, well its their problem because they were born hypocrites and can never be true to themselves because they think they are so damn perfect or great!haha! A friend reminded me that a certain friend or a lover will be worth loving if there is acceptance no matter how worst you became. A true friend will never bring you down despite the fact you are making a terrible mistake or made horrible decisions in your life. He/She'll be one of your reality-checks since he/she is going to say the truth to you no matter how much it will hurt. Backstabbing? Hmmmm...my point to that is it has no means even if you justify it or no matter how you justify it. Trust and respect are still two of the important ingredients in friendship. Anyways, back to the topic. I don't care whoever hits this blog but whatever the things that I've written here are only reminders for the fool and for the gullible people around. Choose the people you will trust. Sometimes even your closest friend can betray you out of something. Betrayal is the greatest immorality of all in whatever way a person can do it to you. You may never know. A professor once said that you can't anymore take the said things back once you stated it or it finally came out from your mouth that is why we have our brain with us to think. So far that is all,folks!=) We have our own convictions on this issue and it is up to us how we will perceive and handle it.

luminya po tayo!

FAMOUS LINES!!!

ang reintroduction..

teta: clarence, what is your name?
clarence:leona clarence!
hahahaha!

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THE FAMOUS LETTER K!

elda: ano ba ang spelling ng kempoy's na yan?
ays: "ki" .e.m.p.o.y.s
elda: huh???anong "ki"?
ays: "ki" nga ang kulit! "ki" po ma'am! "ki" (serious na serious!)
elda: cge o"ki"!
*at magmula nun di na ays ang kanyang pangalan, bininyagan na siya sa pangalang "kimpoy" (originally KEMPOY!)
haha!
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let's the play the codes madam!
si Enrique Manuel,Miguelito Jose,Rambolito Carlito at si Raphael Arturo
---mga codenames yan at wala pa ang chinese name!talents and brains behind these names? SI MADAM!!!

AHHH...may bago! Si Salvador Bilibid--ibukod tangi natin itong otoko na to dahil literal daw na mukhang galing ng bilibid itong lolo mo!YOU CAN call him BILL for short!wahahah!;p
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ang umeme...
tam- tam: may umeme! may umeme!
maan: what's umeme?
tam- tam: gusto mong malaman? (big grin!)

*nga pala sa personal ko na lang ikwento ang umeme!wholesome ako eh!hahaha!
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self-support line...

jhayzon: oi malarit kamusta ing lovelife?
leona: oyni self-supporting jo!

translation in tagalog

jhayzon: hoy malandi kamusta ang lovelife?

leona: eto...self supporting bakla!

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abangan ang iba pa...hehehe!