I still have a heart but I believe it's been obsolete for quite some time. wahaha!
Showing posts with label duh factor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label duh factor. Show all posts
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Rencesism
What if this is the picture I put in my resume?haha!(just imagine that the person interviewing me is taking a good look at my resume with pic.)
MA'M here are the reviews that people has for me... read it you @#%$^&^%&^%!!!google it if you want!haha!
The first EVER publication of Leona Clarence Marie was done last December of 1985. It sparkled of with an undoubted lady who has a very contradicting way of thinking, completely obnoxious, funny and yes weird. very weird.
She's brought a contemporary impromptu jokes and of course never ending arbitrary of gay lingos which has always been part of the new era. Somehow she managed to look young since she's rumored she drink the potion of youth that she stole somewhere. Her interests lie within the curiosity of the make up ingredients of the alcohol and how a tobacco and cigarette was made, as well as how do enormously bad people live, obsessing about her shoes, room, and cleaning them almost everyday, not sleeping at times and an extreme laid back person whom you may catch at any park or somebody else's house. (whatever!) But what really impresses people is her ability to endlessly talk and listen to others about anything under the sun and the moon and have a better discernment at the end of such conversations. Living the moment, karma believer and trying not to have so many regrets as possible or NOT ANYMORE REGRET IT about the past except GRRRRRRRRRRR (WHATEVER!)...that one timE a numerous frogs came.... grrrrr! carpe diem is what clarence is all about...You may have numerous perspectives but this is a person you will not definitely miss or set her aside. duh!haha!
She's brought a contemporary impromptu jokes and of course never ending arbitrary of gay lingos which has always been part of the new era. Somehow she managed to look young since she's rumored she drink the potion of youth that she stole somewhere. Her interests lie within the curiosity of the make up ingredients of the alcohol and how a tobacco and cigarette was made, as well as how do enormously bad people live, obsessing about her shoes, room, and cleaning them almost everyday, not sleeping at times and an extreme laid back person whom you may catch at any park or somebody else's house. (whatever!) But what really impresses people is her ability to endlessly talk and listen to others about anything under the sun and the moon and have a better discernment at the end of such conversations. Living the moment, karma believer and trying not to have so many regrets as possible or NOT ANYMORE REGRET IT about the past except GRRRRRRRRRRR (WHATEVER!)...that one timE a numerous frogs came.... grrrrr! carpe diem is what clarence is all about...You may have numerous perspectives but this is a person you will not definitely miss or set her aside. duh!haha!
"A really must meet!"
Rolling Stones
"One who has all the ingredients of a smart person"
Newsweek
'Clarence kicks my ass when it comes to magic and I congratulate her for that'
David Blaine
"The first lady who has all the characters of becoming a jackass"
Fiction Magazine
'Extremely funny, Extremely Hilarious...A must meet'
New York Times
"She can be my assistant"
Barack Obama
"She's got a very healthy appetite for obnoxiousness"
Hollywood Reporter
"She has all the potentials be the next Sarah Silverman. She blews me away."
Ellen Degeneres
"She is an ass!"
Sarah Silverman
***
seriously???...
It's hard to have a description about oneself.. i believe I am numerous things being derived by numerous opinions.. one thing i am certain is that i'm ever evolving even at this very moment.. striving.. questioning.. savoring..
Monday, July 6, 2009
me and the pink hearts
Let's sprinkle the hearts for the sweet people who truly deserve it!
How about matters of the heart?! We get whole again with someone special or let us put it this way that this person will complement your completeness as a human being which, in the end you will show everything specially the fact that he is the love of your life, but then how about you?? It sounds very devastating or even bitter if there is no one,right?! I did not only eat that bitterness, I believe I swallowed it as well including the pride. Bottom line is "No one deserves your grieving with someone you know who does not deserve it in the first place..."
Thank you for that person's honesty... May God bless that person for making me realize what the word worthy SHOULD BE!haha!
this is an outdated blog... i just posted it today...lol!
Friday, April 10, 2009
at last!
I finally bid goodbye and let go of this person who already became a part of me... I've never felt this good after all these years from the time I met him... May God bless him and good luck for all his endeavors he wants to pursue. It's goodbye...
P.S: I'm finally smiling since I finally learned how to let go of a thing that makes me happy and at the same time brought some misery at the latter part of it in which, before my so-called-thought-happiness will leave me, I have to be proactively leave it first before it will hit me so bad again and end up being hurt. God is really good in making some realizations that can really take some time before I discern it. At last, I realize that I am not THAT stupid after all! :)
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
past and present factor!
1) Single, Taken, Naked, or Flirt?
~ SINGLE and flirt.LOL!hahahah!
2) Are you happy with that?
~ hahaha! i think so!LOL!
3) Would you still kiss your ex?
~ Why not??!LOL!hahahaha!in his dreams na lang!hahaha!
4) Have you ever had your heart
broken?
~ how BRUTAL and BITTER you want it to be?hahaha!
5) Do you believe that there are
certain circumstances where cheating
is ok?
~ the end does not justify the means though I also believe in karma.LOL!
6) Have you ever talked about
marriage?
~ nah!!!
7) Do you want children?
~ of course.
8) How Many?
~2 or 3?
9) If someone liked you right now,
would you want him/her to tell you?
~ why not??it is not a big deal after all.hehe
10) Do you want someone you can't
have?
~ i think so.hahahah!
11) Have you ever been in love?
~ what??? oo naman.
12) Do you believe in celebrating
anniversaries?
~ hahahaha!i think not anymore!
14) Is it a good day?
~ not really but im gonna make sure to make a way that it will be a good one.
15) What would you say about your most recent ex?
-My dearest "latest" ex, I am unable to hear to you and if you can hear me please never dare to call back at 0915******* or you may dial 1800ASAKAPA for more details. I am disconnecting this call now and thank you for calling ME.LOL!hahahahhahaha!=)
16) Does your ex still have feelings
for you?
~ Do I give a damn?hahahaha!
17) Do you believe in long distance
relationships?
~ hahahahaha!not anymore!
18) Do you believe in love at first
sight?
~ SINGLE and flirt.LOL!hahahah!
2) Are you happy with that?
~ hahaha! i think so!LOL!
3) Would you still kiss your ex?
~ Why not??!LOL!hahahaha!in his dreams na lang!hahaha!
4) Have you ever had your heart
broken?
~ how BRUTAL and BITTER you want it to be?hahaha!
5) Do you believe that there are
certain circumstances where cheating
is ok?
~ the end does not justify the means though I also believe in karma.LOL!
6) Have you ever talked about
marriage?
~ nah!!!
7) Do you want children?
~ of course.
8) How Many?
~2 or 3?
9) If someone liked you right now,
would you want him/her to tell you?
~ why not??it is not a big deal after all.hehe
10) Do you want someone you can't
have?
~ i think so.hahahah!
11) Have you ever been in love?
~ what??? oo naman.
12) Do you believe in celebrating
anniversaries?
~ hahahaha!i think not anymore!
14) Is it a good day?
~ not really but im gonna make sure to make a way that it will be a good one.
15) What would you say about your most recent ex?
-My dearest "latest" ex, I am unable to hear to you and if you can hear me please never dare to call back at 0915******* or you may dial 1800ASAKAPA for more details. I am disconnecting this call now and thank you for calling ME.LOL!hahahahhahaha!=)
16) Does your ex still have feelings
for you?
~ Do I give a damn?hahahaha!
17) Do you believe in long distance
relationships?
~ hahahahaha!not anymore!
18) Do you believe in love at first
sight?
~ tsk!that is crazy.haha!
Friday, August 22, 2008
The New Shift
I don't know what happened to Spongebob why he smoked weed so bother not to ask!haha!I almost look like spongebob who happens to be stoned in MJ pag puyat! Imagine, I look like a stoned person when I got no sleep!hahaha! Yes you heard it right guys. I am in the night shift now. So what's new to all of the people who has the same work as I am? Hay nakakapanibago lang siguro kasi its been how many months like around 4 months na morning shift ako. At first, ayoko dahil I'm so super sanay sa puyat but now? Hell!It is really pain in the ass! I had few adjustments within the past couple of days and ngayon? I'm just sharing na it is so nakakapanibago! haha! arte! Anyhow, I know God has a reason why all of us in the team had to be on that said shift 12 am to 9 am and madalas? may over time! yeah boy gimme some money here!hahahaha!;p Ok naman eh masakit lang talaga sa katawan and admittedly, I freakinn need a lot of stress tabs, vitamin c, vitamin d and e as well. OO na! lahat na ng bitamina! shet!hahaha! anyhow pros and cons ng night shift:
CONS
-Let's take a bath guys....SA CALLS! hahaha!
-puyat
-prone sa sakit
-spooky stuff happens during the night shift!
-no huddle...at all!
-no petiks mode!
-no chika mode na...at all!
-delikado sa gabi...madaming masamang elemento
-EWAN! MAGBIGAY PA KAYO NG CONS!
-mainitin ang ulo pagdating ng araw...puyat kasi..irate!haha!
-baliktad ang tulog! ang eyebags!!!oh my God! spongebob+ dracula= not-so-good equation!hahaha!
PROS
-night differential pay!yey! -mabilis ang oras! -for me?hmmmm...malabong malate dahil delikado ang panahon so I need to be early.haha! -most of the time? may over time!haha! -makakapagprepare ka ng maayos kasi nga you have all the time sa gabi! -WALA NA AKO MAISIP...BANGAG NA AKO...SA PUYAT!HAHA!
*basta yun lang muna so far!hahahaha!
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
MASAMANG tanders at lightning
Hindi lahat ng tandercats nakakatuwa, may iba buisit! PERO ito!HANEP! kakaibang buisit!
SHIT! yun ang una kong reaction nang magtext sa akin si mudrakers about sa taong pinaka-AYAW kong tao talaga!---TO THE HIGHEST LEVEL!!!
masinsinang text ni mudra at ni junakis:
mudra: nak, may balita ako.
junakis: ano yun?
mudra: mag-aapply si TANSO sa opisina mo.
junakis: (di na nakapagreply dahil sa windang!)
REACTIONS??
BIGLANG NATIGIL ANG FABULOSANG MUNDO NI BACLA and sobrang plenty ang kaniyang reactions. Puro shit na lang. Wala na bang iba??
"Putangina! Ano to?? Bangungot?? Shit! Wake me up! Wake me up!
Oh God! He should go back to the outside world na. We don't need him here. Oh shit!"
SCENARIO SA T.A (H.R) OFFICE:
cla: (praningzer z mode)
papa jeff, paki tingin nga ng pangalan na to (sabay sabi ng complete name ni tansong tanders)
jeff (papa piolo look-a-like): teka tignan ko...(with matching todo type itong si papa p. sa kanyang pc)
cla: ui papa??(with matching pacute and winky wink eyes and todo poise) ano meron nga bang nag-apply ng ganung name??
jeff: OO!
cla: di nga??
jeff: oo nga meron eto tingnan mo!
cla: (sabay tingin sa monitor...at...WINDANG!)
cla: (shocked biglang napasabi---PUTANGINA!)
at ayun nawala bigla pagkahumaling ni bakla sa replica ni piolo sa teletech!
COMMENTS??
OO! Masama na ang ugali ko pero anong magagawa ko eh ayaw ko talaga sa kanya!Mabablame niyo ba ako if sabihin ko sa inyo na he is one of the people who always messes up with our ass (my family's ass). Tapos lagi ko pang nakikita sa bahay. Pakshet talaga! ANG HIRAP NUN. KUNG MATANGGAP SIYA SA WORKING PLACE KO, MANGANGASIM NA NAMAN PAGMUMUKHA KO. POTA KUNG BUNTIS LANG AKO BAKA MAGING CHAKA ANAK KO DAHIL SA IMBYERNA!!!grrrrrrr!!!!
ANG SCENARIO SA PANTRY:
nikki: ano ok ka na?
cla: CRANKY MODE! inis ako! naiinis ako! (discreetly nag-aamok sa pantry)
kate: sino??
cla: eh di sino pa??Si TANDERCATS!
nikki: (masamang balak mode)
bakla,windangin natin buhay niya. Ilagay natin siya kay F.
cla: (windang mode)
shit!goodluck! Gusto kong mag-yosi!
After nun, nagyosi si bakla at sabay hirit ni nikki na, "kung gusto mo billiards tayo!"
cla: shit! ANG HIRAP NUN YUNG PINAKAKINAIINISAN MONG TAO SA BAHAY AT PINAKAAYAW MONG NAKIKITA, BAKA MAKASAMA MO PA SA WORK!
guys! I'm just releasing my frustrations and sobrang inis talaga...GRRRRRR!!!! if you only knew dyosmeng maria clara! nako!
isa siyang masamang tanders at malaking kulangot!hehe!SAMA! inis talaga akez! yun yon!
SHIT! yun ang una kong reaction nang magtext sa akin si mudrakers about sa taong pinaka-AYAW kong tao talaga!---TO THE HIGHEST LEVEL!!!
masinsinang text ni mudra at ni junakis:
mudra: nak, may balita ako.
junakis: ano yun?
mudra: mag-aapply si TANSO sa opisina mo.
junakis: (di na nakapagreply dahil sa windang!)
REACTIONS??
BIGLANG NATIGIL ANG FABULOSANG MUNDO NI BACLA and sobrang plenty ang kaniyang reactions. Puro shit na lang. Wala na bang iba??
"Putangina! Ano to?? Bangungot?? Shit! Wake me up! Wake me up!
Oh God! He should go back to the outside world na. We don't need him here. Oh shit!"
SCENARIO SA T.A (H.R) OFFICE:
cla: (praningzer z mode)
papa jeff, paki tingin nga ng pangalan na to (sabay sabi ng complete name ni tansong tanders)
jeff (papa piolo look-a-like): teka tignan ko...(with matching todo type itong si papa p. sa kanyang pc)
cla: ui papa??(with matching pacute and winky wink eyes and todo poise) ano meron nga bang nag-apply ng ganung name??
jeff: OO!
cla: di nga??
jeff: oo nga meron eto tingnan mo!
cla: (sabay tingin sa monitor...at...WINDANG!)
cla: (shocked biglang napasabi---PUTANGINA!)
at ayun nawala bigla pagkahumaling ni bakla sa replica ni piolo sa teletech!
COMMENTS??
OO! Masama na ang ugali ko pero anong magagawa ko eh ayaw ko talaga sa kanya!Mabablame niyo ba ako if sabihin ko sa inyo na he is one of the people who always messes up with our ass (my family's ass). Tapos lagi ko pang nakikita sa bahay. Pakshet talaga! ANG HIRAP NUN. KUNG MATANGGAP SIYA SA WORKING PLACE KO, MANGANGASIM NA NAMAN PAGMUMUKHA KO. POTA KUNG BUNTIS LANG AKO BAKA MAGING CHAKA ANAK KO DAHIL SA IMBYERNA!!!grrrrrrr!!!!
ANG SCENARIO SA PANTRY:
nikki: ano ok ka na?
cla: CRANKY MODE! inis ako! naiinis ako! (discreetly nag-aamok sa pantry)
kate: sino??
cla: eh di sino pa??Si TANDERCATS!
nikki: (masamang balak mode)
bakla,windangin natin buhay niya. Ilagay natin siya kay F.
cla: (windang mode)
shit!goodluck! Gusto kong mag-yosi!
After nun, nagyosi si bakla at sabay hirit ni nikki na, "kung gusto mo billiards tayo!"
cla: shit! ANG HIRAP NUN YUNG PINAKAKINAIINISAN MONG TAO SA BAHAY AT PINAKAAYAW MONG NAKIKITA, BAKA MAKASAMA MO PA SA WORK!
guys! I'm just releasing my frustrations and sobrang inis talaga...GRRRRRR!!!! if you only knew dyosmeng maria clara! nako!
isa siyang masamang tanders at malaking kulangot!hehe!SAMA! inis talaga akez! yun yon!
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