Showing posts with label bitchcraft. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bitchcraft. Show all posts

Saturday, August 22, 2009

feelings nothing more but feelings

nahhh...it is just a song but anyway it correlates with the topic I want to tackle here... It's just one of the blues clues that I have discerned as I am growing up. Haha! I never thought I could still progress myself in this way "growing up". ha ha ha! I fell in love with an "unsuitable" person and all these years I thought I still feel the same way... My brother and friend Tam was correct, "Emotions are so dynamic that it can change within a snap!" Oh well to cut these blog short, I just want to say- I ammmmm soooo overrrrr ittttt, darling! And I'm happy to inform this fact to the public especially to that person. Life is indeed funny. ha ha!=)

Saturday, July 11, 2009

the frog!

this is me kissing the freakin' frog!LOL! (feeling!)hahahaha!
this is a frog...bow!

I never thought I could kiss one new frog again after me and the previous frog messed up due to some issues we had... I honestly hate frogs (literal na frogs ha) but men are always like that... They are like freaking frogs that you should treat and perceive them as frogs. Simply because majority of them are worthless. Ooopss sorry sa iba dyan but I am not generalizing that ALL men are like sh*ts or frogs or whatsoever. It's just one of the misfortunes that I had been making a mistake kissing frogs because I know that they still have a good heart within them, that they might transform into being a prince... Sadly, they are still ASSHOLES!ha ha!

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

juiciest...

yeah right! It is hard to add such comments but hey its one of my songs. Juiciest by Alicia Keys. This song is for all of my girls out there. (dami nun ah!LOL)…

baby, i don’t care if you don’t want me no more…”

in short?

You are not the only guy in this world and I wouldn’t even summon myself wasting my time and energy thinking (of you) while you don’t even bother to care. I still know how to save myself from distress without having a prince to save me(especially you!). duhh??LOL!

it is really hard to be lovefooled or lovestoned especially when you were a bit overwhelmed regarding your feelings. Insane things happen. But once you’re awake from having a nightmare then who knows good things will happen, right?haha! And someday you will just laugh about the crazy things you did for the sake of that person. Its funny but we usually end up asking ourselves, “Kingina! Nagawa ko yun??!Shiiittt!”

Juiciest is like the song Irreplaceable by Beyonce though on the other hand, I love Juiciest because I am;shiiiittt kapal! hahaha!nahh just playing around..Please click on the hyperlink if you want to listen to it.

“I used to miss you now I am glad that you’re gone.”

–And i really do. hehe!:)



makes sense :)



JUICIEST


Uhhh, Yeah

uh you know
you may think you got in the raps locks and keys
and that without you im’a be lost
but i got something else for you

[Verse 1]
baby i use to sit home waiting for your call (yea)
i use to have your picture hangin on my wall (yea)
use to think you were right, but you was wrong (yea)
i use to miss you now im glad that your gone

[Hook]
Baby i dont care if you dont wanna call me no more (yea)
baby i dont care if you dont wanna call me no more (juiciest baby)

[Chorus]
cause im the juciest baby girl around
and i got nine hundred ninty-nine men knocking down down my door
cause im the juiciest baby girl around (baby girl baby girl)
and i dont care if you dont call no more (no i sure dont)

[Verse 2]
we use to light a fire on a rainy night
i used to like it when you come and hold me tight
i used to believe we would never part (no)
but now ive had a change of heart

[Hook]
Baby i dont care if you dont wanna call me no more (i dont care)
baby i dont care if you dont wanna call me no more (yea)

[Chorus]
cause im the juciest baby girl around (yea, baby girl baby girl)
and i got nine hundred ninty-nine men knocking down down my door
(cause they’ve gotta have sweet now)
cause im the juiciest baby girl around (baby)
and i dont care if you dont call no more
(and i dont care if you dont call me no mo) [Repeat twice]

baby i dont care if you dont wanna call me no more
baby i dont care if you dont wanna call me no more

Monday, August 25, 2008

when beauty hits the creature (beast)

Animated, Animations
here I am feeling chicken little! dancing dancing kuno! i am here...AGAIN and just having my flying kiss to my Kangaroo Prince...wahahaha!MWAH!

Animated, Animations
duh?? who says I'm gone na here in the blog eh I posted something palang one day ago noh??!hahaha! Anyhow, month of August was indeed a windang month for me. Bagsak reliability ko sa work due to absenses. Duh??? I got sick kaya. And I thought I was gonna die na talaga to the highest level. hahahaha! But sorry to all those bitches who wish me dead. Hinding-hindi ako mamatay na ganun lang noh! Besides, I'm not a masamang damo... I am a naughty grass BABEE!!!wahahahah! SAme shit lang!haha! Anyhow, may kilig moments din ako akala niyo ba?haha! hmmm... syempre ang rason dun eh ang walang kamatayan na Mr. K.M ng buhay ko... duhhhh??? He's always included in my blog noh?? Hay nako STOP ME...KINIKILIG NA NAMAN AKO- sa aking kangaroo prince!And I know I'm so arte. haha! Good news?? Hmmmm...eto regular na kami ni Kate and iba kong teammates but THERE ARE SOME CHANGES!!!

YES IT'S CHANGES! Changes sa schedules and sa teammates. Hay that is so kawindang sa month of August. Anyway, next time ko na lang ibablog yung about sa changes na yun. hehehe...
there is something I want to share that is playing on my mind...

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I call it when Beauty hits the Creature (oh Should I say the beast??)

The BEAUTY

HITS

THE
....

OH WAIT!


Who is Creature??

Enlarge at your own risk!


Hmmmmmm... SAbihin na natin na HE ALSO CAME FROM THE PLANETANG YEKOK and HE IS A RELATIVE OF KOKEY!!!IF YOU WANT WE CAN NAME HIM "KOROKOY"!hahahaha! Sorry matagal na tong churva na to pero ngayon ko lang ilalabas! Hay nako HE IS SO LUCKY KAYA THAT I MAKE PATOL PA OF HIM BEFORE...DUHHH??? HE SHOULD BE THANKFUL, RIGHT AND NOT MAKE NASTY SIRA BEHIND MY BACK! SO IF EVER I SAW HIM...NAKO I MIGHT GIVE HIM THE BEST AND THE CRISPY TADJAK AND SUNTOK HE EVER DESERVE! HAAAYYY..DAHIL I DID NOT DO ANYTHING WRONG KAYA... INSECURE KASI!LOL!;p good thing Beauty was already awoke na from her nightmare..yeah I was lovefooled!

thank God hindi pa kita pinamukha dito...pero...kasi???? hmmmmm... NAKO STOP ME!!!!!!!
Nako mga Amigo Amiga, If YOU ONLY WANT, YOU MAY ENLARGE IT AT YOUR VERY OWN RISK AND KIDS PLEASE DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!


DUHHH??? WHY ARE YOU MAKING NASTY SIRA BEHIND MY BACK??YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME AND GOD KNOWS HOW??ULUL!HAHAHA!DUH??GO BACK TO PLANETANG YEKOK KAYA. THE PLANET EARTH DOES NOT NEED YOU HERE. MARRY KAKAI OR GORGONIA MAGALPOK-YOU MULTIPLY YOUR LAHI KAYA THERE ON THE PLANETANG YEKOK?!LOL!!!!AYAN GOD IS GOOD BUTI GANITO NANYARI. HEHEHE! DUHH??? GUYS! IT'S NOT ANYMORE MY FAULT IF THE GOSPEL TRUTH SAYS THAT HE IS HORRIBLE INSIDE AND OUT MORE THAN I DO. EVEN GAYS DON'T DO MAKE A SIRA TO A PERSON NOH?? O BAKA NAMAN GANITO...

It's seems like you're converted sweetheart! (duhhh did I just call you on that name?eew!) oops when?hehe!
it's like a shrimp, just remove the head! wag ka mangarap!lol!geeezzz I'm so mean!

WE ARE THE PERFECT MATCH???HMMMMM... OH?! ONLY IN A BEAUTY AND THE BEAST MATTER OF PERSPECTIVE!LOL! SORRY I DESERVE A PRINCE OR A KING AND NOT A MONSTER.LOL!ahhhhyyyyy YOU DESERVE TO BE IN PLANETANG YEKOK TALAGA!hahahaha! GO BACK NA TO YOUR SPACESHIP DAHIL GAWA NA SIYA!

***hayy...ang bad ko!!! minsan lang to!hahaha! at least nilabas ko na... this was like a "sweet message" was made like around 4 or 5 months ago...:)



P.S: Rumors about me nowadays are true. I got a kangaroo Prince!hehe!LOL!;p

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

MASAMANG tanders at lightning

Hindi lahat ng tandercats nakakatuwa, may iba buisit! PERO ito!HANEP! kakaibang buisit!

SHIT! yun ang una kong reaction nang magtext sa akin si mudrakers about sa taong pinaka-AYAW kong tao talaga!---TO THE HIGHEST LEVEL!!!

masinsinang text ni mudra at ni junakis:

mudra: nak, may balita ako.

junakis: ano yun?

mudra: mag-aapply si TANSO sa opisina mo.

junakis: (di na nakapagreply dahil sa windang!)

REACTIONS??

BIGLANG NATIGIL ANG FABULOSANG MUNDO NI BACLA and sobrang plenty ang kaniyang reactions. Puro shit na lang. Wala na bang iba??

"Putangina! Ano to?? Bangungot?? Shit! Wake me up! Wake me up!
Oh God! He should go back to the outside world na. We don't need him here. Oh shit!"

SCENARIO SA T.A (H.R) OFFICE:

cla: (praningzer z mode)
papa jeff, paki tingin nga ng pangalan na to (sabay sabi ng complete name ni tansong tanders)

jeff (papa piolo look-a-like): teka tignan ko...(with matching todo type itong si papa p. sa kanyang pc)

cla: ui papa??(with matching pacute and winky wink eyes and todo poise) ano meron nga bang nag-apply ng ganung name??

jeff: OO!

cla: di nga??

jeff: oo nga meron eto tingnan mo!

cla: (sabay tingin sa monitor...at...WINDANG!)

cla: (shocked biglang napasabi---PUTANGINA!)

at ayun nawala bigla pagkahumaling ni bakla sa replica ni piolo sa teletech!

COMMENTS??

OO! Masama na ang ugali ko pero anong magagawa ko eh ayaw ko talaga sa kanya!Mabablame niyo ba ako if sabihin ko sa inyo na he is one of the people who always messes up with our ass (my family's ass). Tapos lagi ko pang nakikita sa bahay. Pakshet talaga!
ANG HIRAP NUN. KUNG MATANGGAP SIYA SA WORKING PLACE KO, MANGANGASIM NA NAMAN PAGMUMUKHA KO. POTA KUNG BUNTIS LANG AKO BAKA MAGING CHAKA ANAK KO DAHIL SA IMBYERNA!!!grrrrrrr!!!!

ANG SCENARIO SA PANTRY:

nikki: ano ok ka na?

cla: CRANKY MODE! inis ako! naiinis ako! (discreetly nag-aamok sa pantry)

kate: sino??

cla: eh di sino pa??Si TANDERCATS!

nikki: (masamang balak mode)
bakla,windangin natin buhay niya. Ilagay natin siya kay F.

cla: (windang mode)
shit!goodluck! Gusto kong mag-yosi!

After nun, nagyosi si bakla at sabay hirit ni nikki na,
"kung gusto mo billiards tayo!"

cla: shit! ANG HIRAP NUN YUNG PINAKAKINAIINISAN MONG TAO SA BAHAY AT PINAKAAYAW MONG NAKIKITA, BAKA MAKASAMA MO PA SA WORK!


guys! I'm just releasing my frustrations and sobrang inis talaga...GRRRRRR!!!!
if you only knew dyosmeng maria clara! nako!

isa siyang masamang tanders at malaking kulangot!hehe!SAMA! inis talaga akez! yun yon!

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

two words :)


hahahaha!

this is for all the posers and haters around the block!hahahah!

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me and my super friend agilus!


and for all deceitful and hypocrite bitches and skanks out there! and for some guys and girls who were born to be an asshole without a cause!lol!=) try having an assessment at yourselves first before you look into the other's shit.

oh this is just a reminder to maintain fucking off my life...hehe!

that's all!hahahahha!

u know u love me

xoxo


-ASS-






Tuesday, August 5, 2008

if I were YOU ??(kung ako ikaw!)

ano sasagutin mo pag ikaw tinanong ka ng ex mo ng mga ganitong questions??


1. Why did you let me go?

Oh yeah right talk to my hand and see what it tells! F*ck you!haha!;p oops, actually you are the one who let me go and thanks for that!;p

2. I still love you..

awwww...really??don't worry,I LOVED you too.haha!

3. When did we last talk?
i don't know ba't mo inaalala?lol!haha!

4. Will you go out with me?

no thanks I have a sched with my boyfriend!*grin!*

5. Hey, can i give you a ride?

I can walk on my own and ayoko pa na maging utang na loob ko pa ang gas ng car mo!excuse me??haha!

6. I cannot keep my promise to you...

since when did you kept your promises?haha!

7. My friends say we don't look good together..
I know... Im the beauty and you are the BEAST!haha!

8. You have changed..

talaga?thanks.haha!;) actually its not for you eh.hehe

9. Can we get back together?

ngek ngek mo!ulul!dial 1-800-ASAKAPA.haha!

10. Oh, I knew what this is all about.

ganon?haha!di ko kasi alam eh.hahahA!

11. Don't you realize? You are the one who hurt me!

dude pare tol, pwede ko ng pavulcanize pagmumukha mo sa kapal daig pa gulong!hay tama ka jham!hahahaha!

12. how can u forget our memories??

ahhh..ganito kasi yun..naaksidente ako tapos sumalpok sa isang napakalaking bato..naku I thought I was gonna die na eh but hindi pala ibabalik lang pala ako sa tamang ulirat ko.haha! hmmm...ano nga ba ulit sinasabi mo?hihi!

(salamat kay jham para sa questionnaires na to!)



Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Pampa with L.O.V.E!

Who would have thought that a year has already passed? It's like when reflecting on the past events of my life, I never even thought that God can fix things within a snap-I mean within a snap of year!hehe!A lot of things has changed since last year... And I would like to extend my hands and love to those people who continuously believes in me and accepts and loves me despite of the stupid mistakes I did in the past. It is a cliche but I am only human. I know how to realize things and make up for those mistakes. I learned to see things clearly out of the box and accept the fact that this is how the world goes that is why its ROUND! Changes? Hmmmmm... It is one of the permanent things here on earth, dear. If some people does not believe on changes specifically with the positive changes, they (or you) are the one WHO is hopeless and not me. I thank God that I was not born a hypocrite and learn to accept things as they are. hehe! People? Even if I had separation anxiety, I learned that if that person is as worthless or worst that an asshole...Oh God please!!! Don't think twice to dump that person. If that person has hurt you once or twice, she or he can do it at one more round and he or she will ruin your ass. Trust me on that one. The bottomline is, you just have to learn on how to choose people to be a part of your life...

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I am not proud of the things I did or even ashame of it because if not for those mistakes, I will not be the person that I am now. Besides, I learned on how to assess myself well with the help of the people here who I learned to love and cherish because all of them are worthy people to be a part of my life. As of this moment, I am proud to say that after all, MY LIFE IS NOT ANYMORE FUCKED UP! Thank God! Reasons why I can't leave this hometown? SImple. Everything is here and I got no more to ask for. I learned how to be contented with what I have here. So far, God is giving me almost everything. My family is here, my work is here, my bffs are here and of course give it a little spice that will make it complete and that is what you call L.O.V.E.=) I found it all here... and now...I can proudly say MANYAMAN KENI PAMPANGA!=)

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Pampa babee!

Life maybe simple and most of the time monotonous here but I learned to love and appreciate it. From a student turned a crazy-ass-bitch to a hardcore party girl up to a simple working person who got herself up from her failures. Believe it or not, this is me...NOW! I may sound mayabang but who cares? I'm just making an update for the guilty bitches and assholes who did me wrong and blah blah blah...NO COMMENT!hahahaha!lol!=p

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Learning the art of L.O.V.E for self!

I learned to love myself again after those lowest points in my life and again thanks to all those people (you know who you are!) and God for helping me out and for being very patient with me especially during the time I am getting over my shit!haha!I love myself more and I love the changes. haha!=) and if some people cannot accept those changes? hmmmm...I don't give a damn since I am not going to earn a dime from insecure and deceitful skanks around!hahaha!=) This is me and the world is just round dear and that is the end of it. In short, MANTUN KAYU SARILI YUNG YATU!hehehehe!=p If my past matters to you well damn don't be such a hypocrite bitch or a manwhore since all of us has a shit. hehe! I maybe and can be the craziest asshole around when I wanted to but most likely ONLY for the people who matters to me.

What did Pampanga do to me as per Jay Maala's question? Dude, a lot!

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Cheezzzeemax!
Latest news? haha! You can always check my blog for updates to give you an "overview" but sometimes it feels to good to shut up or mambitin. hahahaha! Gossips and hearsays? Go ahead and create one and I'll be more than glad to confirm things for you... hahahaha!=)
you know you love me
xoxo
ASS!