What if this is the picture I put in my resume?haha!(just imagine that the person interviewing me is taking a good look at my resume with pic.)
MA'M here are the reviews that people has for me... read it you @#%$^&^%&^%!!!google it if you want!haha!
The first EVER publication of Leona Clarence Marie was done last December of 1985. It sparkled of with an undoubted lady who has a very contradicting way of thinking, completely obnoxious, funny and yes weird. very weird.
She's brought a contemporary impromptu jokes and of course never ending arbitrary of gay lingos which has always been part of the new era. Somehow she managed to look young since she's rumored she drink the potion of youth that she stole somewhere. Her interests lie within the curiosity of the make up ingredients of the alcohol and how a tobacco and cigarette was made, as well as how do enormously bad people live, obsessing about her shoes, room, and cleaning them almost everyday, not sleeping at times and an extreme laid back person whom you may catch at any park or somebody else's house. (whatever!) But what really impresses people is her ability to endlessly talk and listen to others about anything under the sun and the moon and have a better discernment at the end of such conversations. Living the moment, karma believer and trying not to have so many regrets as possible or NOT ANYMORE REGRET IT about the past except GRRRRRRRRRRR (WHATEVER!)...that one timE a numerous frogs came.... grrrrr! carpe diem is what clarence is all about...You may have numerous perspectives but this is a person you will not definitely miss or set her aside. duh!haha!
She's brought a contemporary impromptu jokes and of course never ending arbitrary of gay lingos which has always been part of the new era. Somehow she managed to look young since she's rumored she drink the potion of youth that she stole somewhere. Her interests lie within the curiosity of the make up ingredients of the alcohol and how a tobacco and cigarette was made, as well as how do enormously bad people live, obsessing about her shoes, room, and cleaning them almost everyday, not sleeping at times and an extreme laid back person whom you may catch at any park or somebody else's house. (whatever!) But what really impresses people is her ability to endlessly talk and listen to others about anything under the sun and the moon and have a better discernment at the end of such conversations. Living the moment, karma believer and trying not to have so many regrets as possible or NOT ANYMORE REGRET IT about the past except GRRRRRRRRRRR (WHATEVER!)...that one timE a numerous frogs came.... grrrrr! carpe diem is what clarence is all about...You may have numerous perspectives but this is a person you will not definitely miss or set her aside. duh!haha!
"A really must meet!"
Rolling Stones
"One who has all the ingredients of a smart person"
Newsweek
'Clarence kicks my ass when it comes to magic and I congratulate her for that'
David Blaine
"The first lady who has all the characters of becoming a jackass"
Fiction Magazine
'Extremely funny, Extremely Hilarious...A must meet'
New York Times
"She can be my assistant"
Barack Obama
"She's got a very healthy appetite for obnoxiousness"
Hollywood Reporter
"She has all the potentials be the next Sarah Silverman. She blews me away."
Ellen Degeneres
"She is an ass!"
Sarah Silverman
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seriously???...
It's hard to have a description about oneself.. i believe I am numerous things being derived by numerous opinions.. one thing i am certain is that i'm ever evolving even at this very moment.. striving.. questioning.. savoring..
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